Only you can’t just shove it in a drawer to be dealt with later. Or throw it on the floor..
And if you hate it, you don’t get a refund.
We could put a man on the moon, but not make Ziplocked easy-close cereal? Come on, science!
Those were the days.
Like, shut up, brain!
I understand your pain now, Scar.
Is it break time yet?
Why did I sit down?!
They ain’t lion either. It’s what the circle of life does to you.
Do I need to speak to the manager?
Is there a hot blow dryer at the office that I can use instead? That way I don’t have to hold the dryer…
Damn it, all of this adulting is why.
Come on, give it to me straight. 5 years? 10? 15? Please don’t just say “When you’re older!”
I’m going to look back at that moment when I want to break down crying!It’s like we’re all on a never-ending game show, and waiting to find out what’s behind that door, or that mystery envelope. Worst show ever.
As a child I was amused by Spongebob, but as an adult, I’m Squidward; I’m okay with this.
You’d be nothing without me!
Like, don’t my bills and job know that it’s gorgeous outside.
Oh we all know that game..there are few winners.
I’m done, do your own damn dishes.
Dating is more about finding someone who you can manage to not screw up as much in life with!