22 of the Funniest Quotes You'll Read -

22 of the Funniest Quotes You’ll Read

I mean, you’ll hurt your neck doing that. 

Blow it all up!

I mean, let’s be real here. I’d be Baco-Bear.

Like, how? What? Really?

Deep, deep in my soul. It’s a song to my heart. I am 900% done.

Those poor pups have to deal with…that.

Don’t test me. And I don’t come with instructions. Okay, well I have instructions but they’re just weird little pictures.

Damn, they answered!

So much. Just, so much.

I’m a very informed decision maker, rest assured.

I should be a professional Hide and Seek player. They’d never find me.

But yet here you are…

Can I just go back to bed?

So many humans, so many people to avoid.

Very hungry is my other status.

Eh, I ain’t missing anything.

Let’s not do today…let’s sleep until tomorrow.

So bored, challenge me here!

Screw her. I’m going to listen to the brain. Ah, but that’s so sensible…meh.

I heart you, because you hate me which means I got noticed.

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