22 of the Funniest Quotes You’ll Read
I mean, you’ll hurt your neck doing that.
Blow it all up!
I mean, let’s be real here. I’d be Baco-Bear.
Like, how? What? Really?
Deep, deep in my soul. It’s a song to my heart. I am 900% done.
Those poor pups have to deal with…that.
Don’t test me. And I don’t come with instructions. Okay, well I have instructions but they’re just weird little pictures.
Damn, they answered!
So much. Just, so much.
I’m a very informed decision maker, rest assured.
I should be a professional Hide and Seek player. They’d never find me.
But yet here you are…
Can I just go back to bed?
So many humans, so many people to avoid.
Very hungry is my other status.
Eh, I ain’t missing anything.
Let’s not do today…let’s sleep until tomorrow.
So bored, challenge me here!
Screw her. I’m going to listen to the brain. Ah, but that’s so sensible…meh.
I heart you, because you hate me which means I got noticed.