24 Great Minion Quotes That Are Great
They say that love is more important than money,
but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
Doesn’t work.
My blood type is coffee.
Never decaf.
Don’t marry a rich man.
marry a good man.
he will spend his life trying to keep you happy.
no rich man can buy that!
Marry a good person.
3 main rules in relationships:
don’t lie,
don’t cheat,
and don’t make promises.
Seems simple.
I have everything in my purse you could possibly imagine.
except money.
But I have plastic!
A good relationship is when someone accepts your past,
supports your present and encourages your future!
Here’s to those great people.
Most people want a perfect relationship.
i just want a hamburger that looks like the ones in commercials.
They look so delicious!
I don’t want a prince on a white horse.
i want a weirdo who makes me laugh.
Feel lucky if you have one.
I try to be a nice person but sometimes
my mouth doesn’t cooperate.
Great minion quotes are dime a dozen.
No matter how old a girl gets,
she never stops needing her dad.
I love you Dad!
We are not old!
we are recycled teenagers!
That’s one way to put it.
Life is so ironic.
it take sadness to know what happiness is,
noise to appreciate silence
and absence to value presence.
Enjoy it all.
I have decided to cut back on being sarcastic.
i solemnly swear to only be sarcastic on days that begin with t like…
tuesday,
thursday,
today, &
tomorrow.
Good plan.
Today is short person day.
tag the shortest friend in your group.
Let them know you love them!
Dear sleep,
i’m sorry we broke up this morning.
i want you back.
I want you back!
The older you get
the more dangerous it is to sneeze!
Ouch.
If you have a problem with me,
tell me.
not everybody else!
thanks!
I need to know!
Being sick is just your body’s way of saying
you are too awesome and you need to slow down
so everyone can catch up.
It’s hitting “refresh.”
Laundry schedule
sort – today
wash – later
fold – eventually
iron – ha ha
What am I, a superhero?
Behind every mom is a basket of dirty laundry.
Sounds right.
Only a healthy brain like me can speak in sarcasm!
Fluent.
Kids with special needs are not weird or odd.
they only want what everyone else wants…
to be accepted!
can i make a request?
is anyone willing to post this in honor of all children
who were made in a unique way.
let’s see who has a strong heart.
Special needs children need respect too.
Does anyone know how to delete freaking snow?
It’s never ending.
Spring is nature’s way of saying…
“let’s party! ”
I’m ready!