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29 Funny Minion Quotes

Minion 100

Then don’t go giving 100%! 

 

 

Minion Blockednumber

Just pray it’s not an important call!

 

 

Minion Clown

There’s one to think about.

 

 

Minion Damnfun

You enjoy me, you do!

 

 

Minion Dearbestfriend

Besties for life. 

 

 

Minion Disease

I feel like it may never be cured.

 

 

Minion Goofystuff

So don’t worry about it!

 

 

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Minion Halloweendecorations

Ooh, aren’t they spooky? This only works in October, pity. 

 

 

Minion Hateloveyou

Why are you the way you are?

 

 

Minion Imold

Can we go back to those days?

 

 

Minion Ipoopeasily

And then you’ll be scared!

 

 

Minion Itsneo

OMG, is he lost again?!

 

 

Minion Maddiary

And now they add emojis and GIFs…

 

 

Minion Manstillooking

Hahahaha!

 

 

Minion Needalife

Better give him two.

 

 

Minion Potatoshape

It’s a nice shape regardless.

 

 

Minion Seeingaspider

Spider, spider, where did you go?

 

 

Minion Sleepfordays

 I hate to brag but it’s kind of my super power.

 

 

Minion Spiderid

Might want to add “RUN LIKE HELL.”

 

 

Minion Spiders

See? Run from the spider.

 

 

Minion Survivegetup

Somewhere in there it should say “eat” a couple times.

 

 

Minion Throwabrick

It’s so hard.

 

 

Minion Wasidrunk

Surely that must be the case.

 

 

Minion Whyareyouteaching

He got the teacher there!

 

 

Minion Yourhouseishaunted

Run and call the mystery gang!

 

 

Minion DirtymindsWhat’s more fun? A dirty mind or a great mind?

 

 

 

Minion Cantfindit

Story of my life.

 

 

Minion Listeningtowife

It’s the smart move.

 

 

Minion Kidnapme

I’m not picky on the destination. Maybe Bali? Hawaii?

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