35 Of The Most Hilarious Quotes EVER.

35 Of The Most Hilarious Quotes EVER..

And if it doesn’t, at least we’re having fun.

Don’t test her!

I’ll be there.

I wake up, flawless. Makeup, flawless!

I believe in you muffins!

It keeps things interesting and makes me not boring.

Just an adult in size and age.

Take a look, it’s in a book!

Please.

How about 2 for every Snapchat filter of you with ears?

Then it’s bedtime.

It’s crazy up in here!

What about “meh”?

“I’m so disappointed in you!”

Know the difference.

You’re assuming I wear mascara, hah!

My outfit is “I stopped trying.”

Let’s find each other!

Who wants to join?

Life is balance!

Makes it easier not to kill others.

This pigeon is no birdbrain, though!

Or even a taco salad. I’d settle.

And you know I’m broke till Tuesday.

We could’ve had it all!

And coconut oil. Isn’t that the cure-all for everything?

You better not be around for more than 3 days.

We’re all works in progress.

“Clothes that are sorta clean” too.

Or “Moooom”

Just the worst, whiny army ever.

What they said.

Just do it! Maybe….

Those are the days mommy has wine.

There’s a diff, you know.

And sit on the couch.

Like, can I go home now?

I’m combining two things into one great thing.

You never know..

 

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