24 Great Minion Quotes That Are Great
![Great Minion Quotes Money](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-bills-hug.jpg)
They say that love is more important than money,
but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
Doesn’t work.
![Great Minion Quotes Blood Type](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-blood-type-coffee.jpg)
My blood type is coffee.
Never decaf.
![Great Minion Quotes Marriage](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-dont-marry-rich.jpg)
Don’t marry a rich man.
marry a good man.
he will spend his life trying to keep you happy.
no rich man can buy that!
Marry a good person.
![Great Minion Quotes Relationships](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-donts.jpg)
3 main rules in relationships:
don’t lie,
don’t cheat,
and don’t make promises.
Seems simple.
![Great Minion Quotes My Purse](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-except-money.jpeg)
I have everything in my purse you could possibly imagine.
except money.
But I have plastic!
![Great Minion Quotes Relationship](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-good-relationship.jpg)
A good relationship is when someone accepts your past,
supports your present and encourages your future!
Here’s to those great people.
![Great Minion Quotes Perfect Relationship](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-hamburger.jpeg)
Most people want a perfect relationship.
i just want a hamburger that looks like the ones in commercials.
They look so delicious!
![Great Minion Quotes Prince](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-makes-me-laugh.jpg)
I don’t want a prince on a white horse.
i want a weirdo who makes me laugh.
Feel lucky if you have one.
![Great Minion Quotes Cooperate](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-mouth-cooperate.jpg)
I try to be a nice person but sometimes
my mouth doesn’t cooperate.
Great minion quotes are dime a dozen.
![Great Minion Quotes Girls](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-needing-dad.jpg)
No matter how old a girl gets,
she never stops needing her dad.
I love you Dad!
![Great Minion Quotes Recycled Teenagers](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-recycled-teens.jpeg)
We are not old!
we are recycled teenagers!
That’s one way to put it.
![Great Minion Quotes Life'S Irony](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-sadness-happiness.jpg)
Life is so ironic.
it take sadness to know what happiness is,
noise to appreciate silence
and absence to value presence.
Enjoy it all.
![Great Minion Quotes Sarcasm](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-sarcasm.jpg)
I have decided to cut back on being sarcastic.
i solemnly swear to only be sarcastic on days that begin with t like…
tuesday,
thursday,
today, &
tomorrow.
Good plan.
![Great Minion Quotes Short Person](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-shorttest.jpg)
Today is short person day.
tag the shortest friend in your group.
Let them know you love them!
![Great Minion Quotes Sleep](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-sleep-sorrry.jpg)
Dear sleep,
i’m sorry we broke up this morning.
i want you back.
I want you back!
![Great Minion Quotes Sneezing](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-sneeze.jpg)
The older you get
the more dangerous it is to sneeze!
Ouch.
![Great Minion Quotes Problems](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-tell-me.jpg)
If you have a problem with me,
tell me.
not everybody else!
thanks!
I need to know!
![Great Minion Quotes Sick](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-sick-cold.jpg)
Being sick is just your body’s way of saying
you are too awesome and you need to slow down
so everyone can catch up.
It’s hitting “refresh.”
![Great Minion Quotes Laundry](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-sort-today.jpg)
Laundry schedule
sort – today
wash – later
fold – eventually
iron – ha ha
What am I, a superhero?
![Great Minion Quotes Mom](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-mom-basket.jpg)
Behind every mom is a basket of dirty laundry.
Sounds right.
![Great Minion Quotes Healthy](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-healthy-sarcasm.jpg)
Only a healthy brain like me can speak in sarcasm!
Fluent.
![Great Minion Quotes Kids](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-special-needs.jpg)
Kids with special needs are not weird or odd.
they only want what everyone else wants…
to be accepted!
can i make a request?
is anyone willing to post this in honor of all children
who were made in a unique way.
let’s see who has a strong heart.
Special needs children need respect too.
![Great Minion Quotes Delete](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-delete-snow.jpg)
Does anyone know how to delete freaking snow?
It’s never ending.
![Great Minion Quotes Spring](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-spring-quote.jpeg)
Spring is nature’s way of saying…
“let’s party! ”
I’m ready!