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24 Great Minion Quotes That Are Great

Great Minion Quotes  Money

They say that love is more important than money,
but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

Doesn’t work.

Great Minion Quotes  Blood Type

My blood type is coffee.

Never decaf.

Great Minion Quotes  Marriage

Don’t marry a rich man.
marry a good man.
he will spend his life trying to keep you happy.
no rich man can buy that!

Marry a good person.

Great Minion Quotes  Relationships

3 main rules in relationships:
don’t lie,
don’t cheat,
and don’t make promises.

Seems simple.

Great Minion Quotes  My Purse

I have everything in my purse you could possibly imagine.
except money.

But I have plastic!

Great Minion Quotes  Relationship

A good relationship is when someone accepts your past,
supports your present and encourages your future!

Here’s to those great people.

Great Minion Quotes  Perfect Relationship

Most people want a perfect relationship.
i just want a hamburger that looks like the ones in commercials.

They look so delicious!

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Great Minion Quotes  Prince

I don’t want a prince on a white horse.
i want a weirdo who makes me laugh.

Feel lucky if you have one.

Great Minion Quotes  Cooperate

I try to be a nice person but sometimes
my mouth doesn’t cooperate.

Great minion quotes are dime a dozen.

Great Minion Quotes  Girls

No matter how old a girl gets,
she never stops needing her dad.

I love you Dad!

Great Minion Quotes  Recycled Teenagers

We are not old!
we are recycled teenagers!

That’s one way to put it.

Great Minion Quotes  Life'S Irony

Life is so ironic.
it take sadness to know what happiness is,
noise to appreciate silence
and absence to value presence.

Enjoy it all. 

Great Minion Quotes  Sarcasm

I have decided to cut back on being sarcastic.
i solemnly swear to only be sarcastic on days that begin with t like…
today, &

Good plan.

Great Minion Quotes  Short Person

Today is short person day.
tag the shortest friend in your group.

Let them know you love them!

Great Minion Quotes  Sleep

Dear sleep,
i’m sorry we broke up this morning.
i want you back.

I want you back!

Great Minion Quotes  Sneezing

The older you get
the more dangerous it is to sneeze!


Great Minion Quotes  Problems

If you have a problem with me,
tell me.
not everybody else!

I need to know!

Great Minion Quotes  Sick

Being sick is just your body’s way of saying
you are too awesome and you need to slow down
so everyone can catch up.

It’s hitting “refresh.”

Great Minion Quotes  Laundry

Laundry schedule
sort – today
wash – later
fold – eventually
iron – ha ha

What am I, a superhero?

Great Minion Quotes  Mom

Behind every mom is a basket of dirty laundry.

Sounds right.

Great Minion Quotes  Healthy

Only a healthy brain like me can speak in sarcasm!


Great Minion Quotes  Kids

Kids with special needs are not weird or odd.
they only want what everyone else wants…
to be accepted!
can i make a request?
is anyone willing to post this in honor of all children
who were made in a unique way.
let’s see who has a strong heart.

Special needs children need respect too.

Great Minion Quotes  Delete

Does anyone know how to delete freaking snow?

It’s never ending.

Great Minion Quotes  Spring

Spring is nature’s way of saying…
“let’s party! ”

I’m ready!

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