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Originally posted on March 23, 2018 @ 9:44 am

24 Great Minion Quotes That Are Great

Great minion quotes - money

They say that love is more important than money,
but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

Doesn’t work.

Great Minion Quotes - blood type

My blood type is coffee.

Never decaf.

Great Minion Quotes - marriage

Don’t marry a rich man.
Marry a good man.
He will spend his life trying to keep you happy.
No rich man can buy that!

Marry a good person.

Great Minion Quotes - relationships

3 Main rules in relationships:
Don’t lie,
Don’t cheat,
and don’t make promises.

Seems simple.

Great Minion Quotes - my purse

I have everything in my purse you could possibly imagine.
except money.

But I have plastic!

Great Minion Quotes - relationship

A good relationship is when someone accepts your past,
supports your present and encourages your future!

Here’s to those great people.

Great Minion Quotes - perfect relationship

Most people want a perfect relationship.
I just want a hamburger that looks like the ones in commercials.

They look so delicious!

Great Minion Quotes - Prince

I don’t want a prince on a white horse.
I want a weirdo who makes me laugh.

Feel lucky if you have one.

Great Minion Quotes - cooperate

I try to be a nice person but sometimes
my mouth doesn’t cooperate.

Great minion quotes are dime a dozen.

Great Minion Quotes - girls

No matter how old a girl gets,
she never stops needing her dad.

I love you Dad!

Great Minion Quotes - recycled teenagers

We are not old!
We are recycled teenagers!

That’s one way to put it.

Great Minion Quotes - life's irony

Life is so ironic.
It take SADNESS to know what HAPPINESS is,
NOISE to appreciate SILENCE
and ABSENCE to value PRESENCE.

Enjoy it all. 

Great Minion Quotes - sarcasm

I have decided to cut back on being sarcastic.
I solemnly swear to only be sarcastic on days that begin with T like…
Today, &

Good plan.

Great Minion Quotes - Short person

Today is short person day.
Tag the shortest friend in your group.

Let them know you love them!

Great Minion Quotes - sleep

Dear sleep,
I’m sorry we broke up this morning.
I want you back.

I want you back!

Great Minion Quotes - sneezing

The older you get
the more dangerous it is to sneeze!


Great Minion Quotes - problems

If you have a problem with me,
tell me.
Not everybody else!

I need to know!

Great Minion Quotes - sick

Being sick is just your body’s way of saying
you are too awesome and you need to slow down
so everyone can catch up.

It’s hitting “refresh.”

Great Minion Quotes - laundry

Laundry Schedule
Sort – Today
Wash – Later
Fold – Eventually
Iron – Ha ha

What am I, a superhero?

Great Minion Quotes - mom

Behind every mom is a basket of dirty laundry.

Sounds right.

Great Minion Quotes - healthy

Only a healthy brain like me can speak in sarcasm!


Great Minion Quotes - kids

Kids with special needs are not weird or odd.
They only want what everyone else wants…
to be accepted!
Can I make a request?
is anyone willing to post this in honor of all children
who were made in a unique way.
Let’s see who has a strong heart.

Special needs children need respect too.

Great Minion Quotes - delete

Does anyone know how to delete freaking snow?

It’s never ending.

Great Minion Quotes - spring

Spring is nature’s way of saying…
“Let’s Party!”

I’m ready!

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