34 Hilarious Snarky Quotes
It’s a battle. 
Come on!
It’s such a chore.
No..I blinked.
Aren’t we all?
I love ya!
It’s all so perfect…
Name that time.
Let it guide you. 
Live that life.
Can it be? Please?
Yum.
#DIET
Yum carbs.
Never.
It’s called being present.
No one wants less candy!
Thanks for the clue!
I need to go there.
Sage advice.
So …that’s a no?
I feel tethered.
Plans.
That’s the secret.
Go big, go home.
I don’t listen
So lucky for you.
and that’s okay!
There’s a difference.
Obviously!
Decide now!