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I didn’t sleep well last night
so i made my coffee this morning with red bull
instead of water.
i got half way to work before i realized i forgot my car.
It was so fast!
Some people just lack the ability to laugh at themselves.
that’s where i come in.
That’s what friends are for.
Money comes slow like a turtle and goes fast like a rabbit.
Ah….the fable we all learn as adults.
Yay!
If i can make one person laugh long enough to forget their problems,
then my day was not wasted.
It’s nice to make people happy.
3 stupid stages of life!
teenage:
have time + energy… but no money
working age:
have money + energy… but no time
old age:
have time + money… but no energy.
Wait, we have energy at working age? Who does?
I hate that i cry when i’m frustrated because
people be thinking they hurt my feelings,
but i’m really just trying not to kill you.
Liquid rage.
I have multiple personalities and none of them likes you.
So there.
My nice button is out of order.
but my bite me button works just fine.
Good news.
I never gave you a reason to hate me.
you are just creating your own little drama of pure insecurity.
You can hate me. That’s your choice.
Monday, it is.
do this, we must.
Nooo.
Been married 20 years, but still carry my wife’s picture in my wallet.
whenever i face difficulty in life,
i take out my wallet and stare at her picture.
and it comforts me knowing that…
if i survived to this psychom i can survive anything.
Aw, but no, not really.
Can you imagine how hot i’d be if i ate right
and took care of my body?
i’m not going to do it but can you imagine?
Just imagine!
Your drama credit card has exceeded its limit.
Declined!
A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg!
even though they know you’re slightly cracked!
All the way cracked.
Forever.
Life is getting too complicated, i wanna be 5 again.
And now it’s nap time.
You know what your problem is? You’re smart.
too smart. You over think, because your mind moves
at a million miles a minute.
you’re sad, because you’re not fooled by the world like anyone else.
you don’t get along with most people,
because they don’t look at things the way you do.
you think you’re dumb, because you’re smart enough to know
you don’t know everything.
your problem is you’re too smart.
and that’s not a problem at all.
Just be you.
I hate how when i read in my head i sound like a pro,
but when i read out loud i sound like an idiot.
Sometimes.
How normal people check their pen for ink. —
how i check my pen for ink…
Scribble it up!
I’m not short…
i’m just more down to earth than most people!
That’s the story.