20 New Minion Quotes
Then the crushing despair settles in.
Cousins are awesome.
well, mine are.
i can’t speak for yours.
Hope they’re awesome!
Yes, i dance in my car.
yes, i see you staring at me.
no, i don’t care.
La la la la.
I don’t understand why dentists in toothpaste ads
have stethoscopes around their necks?
wtf?
Yeah, why is that?
Today the little angel on my left shoulder
is on vacation.
i’m alone with the red guy so look out, here comes trouble.
Oh boy.
Friend
boyfriend
girlfriend
bestfriend
everything has an end
except family=> it has i love you
if you love your family, share this!
Love your family!
My brain cells, skin cells, and hair cells continue to die.
but my stubborn fat cells seem to have eternal life.
Stubborn little devils.
You may be gone.
from my sight…
but you are never gone from my heart.
Know it!
Being single doesn’t mean no one wants you.
it means god is still busy writing your love story.
Be patient.
What is “grammatude” you ask??
mess with my grandchildren and you’ll find out!!!
Grandma is amazing!
There should be a calorie refund for things
that didn’t taste as good as you expected.
Seriously, this is the best idea.
Sometimes you will never know the true value
of a moment until it becomes a memory.
Treasure all of it.
I’m having an out-of-money experience.
Someone help me out!
Snap snap..too much crackle, too much pop.
Sometimes it’s not the song that makes you emotional.
it’s the people and things that come to your mind
when you hear it.
Those are the sad moments.
Most people don’t think i’m as old as i am
until they hear me stand up.
Creak!
Oh my goodness!!
can you imagine if there were two of me?
It’s so horrible!
You know why you like me?
because you are freaking crazy too!
And that’s good!
The secret of enjoying a good wine:
1. Open a bottle and allow it to breathe.
2. If it does not look like it’s breathing give it mouth-to-mouth.
Proper saving of the wine is required.
Hey you!
yes you!
you will be ok!
You will!