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27 Hilarious Snarky Quotes

Hilarious Snarky Quotes

If you think women are the weaker sex,
try pulling the blankets back to your side.

I dare you.

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I’m holding a cup of coffee,
so yeah, i’m pretty busy.

Got a lot of plans…

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A day without coffee is like…
just kidding. I have no idea.

Do you?

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Current relationship status:
made dinner for two.
ate both.

Solid night.

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I like to finish other people’s sentences
because my version is better.

And now they know.

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I’ve not lost my mind.
half of it just wandered off
and the other half went looking for it.

Tune in for the return.

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Roll me in fairydust
and call me a unicorn.

I’m magical.

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There should be one line at every store
for people who have their sh*t together.

I wouldn’t be in that line except for the times I need cat food, but still.

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Let’s be clear:
if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies,
you can eat as many as you want and the calories don’t count.
you made those calories.
you’re the boss of them.

Show them who’s boss and take them down!

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My therapist told me that a great way
to get rid of my anger is to write letters
to the people i hate and then burn them.
i did that,
and now i don’t know what to do with the letters.

Something got lost in translation.

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I’m not anti-social.
i have cable, internet, and a dog.
what else do i need?

A cat.

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United states of anxiety, am i right?

50 states of worry.

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I know things
and you’re wrong.

Well then.

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The best feeling ever is love.
when you know, that you’ll have pizza for a dinner.


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I want someone to look at me the way i look at a travel brochure.


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Happy fri…
wait it’s thursday.
son of a …
carry on.

This can’t be.

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I got drunk last night and decided to do my own taxes
and now i’m getting back 4 million dollars this year!

Sounds very plausible, yes.

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We should start referring to “age” as “levels”,
so when you’re lvl 80, it sounds more bada**
than just being an old person.

Level up!

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Nobody says “wooooow”
longer than a guy who’s been accused of something he did.

If it goes on for a 1 minute, he’s in trouble.

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It’s funny how six servings of fruit & veggies
seems impossible, but two bags of chips &
three bags of candy in one sitting is no challenge.
why am i like this?

Those things are good.

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My exercise routine consists of doing diddly squats.

Tiring too.

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I want to vacation so long i forget all my passwords.

I’ll be using password hints for months.

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I don’t need an inspirational quote.
i need coffee.


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I always imagine that brushing my daughter’s hair
would be a sweet moment of bonding,
but instead it sounds like someone is performing
an exorcism.

What is that screeching?

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90% of parenting is thinking about when you can lie down again.

Can I yet?

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Do u ever get that sudden outburst of motivation
to go and make ur life better
then 5 mins ur like yeah that’s not happening.

But for that one shiny moment…

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