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20 New Minion Quotes

Minio Three Stages

Then the crushing despair settles in.

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Cousins are awesome.
well, mine are.
i can’t speak for yours.

Hope they’re awesome!

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Yes, i dance in my car.
yes, i see you staring at me.
no, i don’t care.

La la la la.

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I don’t understand why dentists in toothpaste ads
have stethoscopes around their necks?

Yeah, why is that?

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Today the little angel on my left shoulder
is on vacation.
i’m alone with the red guy so look out, here comes trouble.

Oh boy.

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everything has an end
except family=> it has i love you
if you love your family, share this!

Love your family!

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My brain cells, skin cells, and hair cells continue to die.
but my stubborn fat cells seem to have eternal life.

Stubborn little devils.

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You may be gone.
from my sight…
but you are never gone from my heart.

Know it!

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Being single doesn’t mean no one wants you.
it means god is still busy writing your love story.

Be patient.

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What is “grammatude” you ask??
mess with my grandchildren and you’ll find out!!!

Grandma is amazing!

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There should be a calorie refund for things
that didn’t taste as good as you expected.

Seriously, this is the best idea.

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Sometimes you will never know the true value
of a moment until it becomes a memory.

Treasure all of it.

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I’m having an out-of-money experience.

Someone help me out!

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As a kid i think i ate too many rice krispies.
now, all my body does is snap, crackle and pop!

Snap snap..too much crackle, too much pop.

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Sometimes it’s not the song that makes you emotional.
it’s the people and things that come to your mind
when you hear it.

Those are the sad moments.

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Most people don’t think i’m as old as i am
until they hear me stand up.


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Oh my goodness!!
can you imagine if there were two of me?

It’s so horrible!

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You know why you like me?
because you are freaking crazy too!

And that’s good!

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The secret of enjoying a good wine:
1. Open a bottle and allow it to breathe.
2. If it does not look like it’s breathing give it mouth-to-mouth.

Proper saving of the wine is required.

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Hey you!
yes you!
you will be ok!

You will!

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