20 New Minion Quotes
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Then the crushing despair settles in.
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Cousins are awesome.
well, mine are.
i can’t speak for yours.
Hope they’re awesome!
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Yes, i dance in my car.
yes, i see you staring at me.
no, i don’t care.
La la la la.
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I don’t understand why dentists in toothpaste ads
have stethoscopes around their necks?
wtf?
Yeah, why is that?
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Today the little angel on my left shoulder
is on vacation.
i’m alone with the red guy so look out, here comes trouble.
Oh boy.
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Friend
boyfriend
girlfriend
bestfriend
everything has an end
except family=> it has i love you
if you love your family, share this!
Love your family!
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My brain cells, skin cells, and hair cells continue to die.
but my stubborn fat cells seem to have eternal life.
Stubborn little devils.
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You may be gone.
from my sight…
but you are never gone from my heart.
Know it!
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Being single doesn’t mean no one wants you.
it means god is still busy writing your love story.
Be patient.
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What is “grammatude” you ask??
mess with my grandchildren and you’ll find out!!!
Grandma is amazing!
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There should be a calorie refund for things
that didn’t taste as good as you expected.
Seriously, this is the best idea.
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Sometimes you will never know the true value
of a moment until it becomes a memory.
Treasure all of it.
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I’m having an out-of-money experience.
Someone help me out!
Snap snap..too much crackle, too much pop.
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Sometimes it’s not the song that makes you emotional.
it’s the people and things that come to your mind
when you hear it.
Those are the sad moments.
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Most people don’t think i’m as old as i am
until they hear me stand up.
Creak!
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Oh my goodness!!
can you imagine if there were two of me?
It’s so horrible!
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You know why you like me?
because you are freaking crazy too!
And that’s good!
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The secret of enjoying a good wine:
1. Open a bottle and allow it to breathe.
2. If it does not look like it’s breathing give it mouth-to-mouth.
Proper saving of the wine is required.
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Hey you!
yes you!
you will be ok!
You will!