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TFB Short Clips


Originally posted on May 7, 2018 @ 4:29 pm

22 Hilarious and Snarky Funny Quotes

Snarky Funny Quotes - 500 Million

Sometimes all you need is $500 Million.

Or just $1 million.

Snarky Funny Quotes - Country Music Addiction

You can’t handle my level of country music addiction.

Oh no.

Snarky Funny Quotes - Math

[5*(5*5)]+[(42*30)+345]
Yeah, I can DEFINITELY see how I can use this in life.

So useful.

Snarky Funny Quotes - Lazy Moments

That lazy moment when you start reading
someone’s Facebook post but realize it’s too long…
So you just press “LIKE”.

Like.

Snarky Funny Quotes - Wise Man

A wise man
once said nothing.

….

Snarky Funny Quotes - Pasta

Body type: not terrible but definitely enjoys pasta.

Loves mac and cheese.

Snarky Funny Quotes - Good Byes

Not all goodbyes are sad.
Example: goodbye, school.

Unless you’re a parent.

Snarky Funny Quote - Together Forever

Let’s be together forever
so we’ll never have to redownload Tinder.

Say goodbye to Tinder!

Snarky Funny Quotes - Protective Coating

Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture.
-Mario Buatta

It is.

Snarky Funny Quotes - Vodka

Someone sent me an email about using Vodka
for cleaning around the house…
It worked!
The more Vodka I drank,
the cleaner the house looked.

Magical!

Snarky Funny Quotes - Cleaning

Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.

Just moving it around..

Snarky Funny Quote - Saving Earth

Everyone wants to save the earth;
no one wants to help mom do the dishes.

They’re hard.

Snarky Funny Quote - Childhood

Childhood is like being drunk.
Everyone remembers what you did, except you.

But they tell you about it a lot.

Snarky Funny Quotes - Talk To The Hand

When I was a kid
“talk to the hand”
was the best defense I had.

The only defense, honestly.

Snarky Funny Quotes - Abc

When I was younger,
I used to sing A B C D E F G H I J K ELEMENO P.
Wait I still do that.

That’s okay.

Snarky Funny Quotes - Judging

I will totally judge you based on your choice of breakfast cereal,
you unfrosted weirdo.

Who doesn’t buy fun cereal!?

Snarky Funny Quotes - Bed

Today, I realized that the word “bed” actually looks like a bed.

Deep thoughts.

Snarky Funny Quotes - Shin Bone

shin.bone /noun/:
A device used to find furniture in the dark.

Ouch. Yep.

Snarky Funny Quotes - Autocorrect

Autocorrect
(n.) What drunk people use to sound sober,
and what sober people use to sound drunk.

Autocorrect has many uses.

Snarky Funny Quotes - 99% Angel

I am 99% angel, but oh that 1%…

She’s the wild one.

Snarky Funny Quotes - Black

Wearing all black today to mourn
the death of my motivation.

Here it lies.

Snarky Funny Quotes - Kissy Face Emoji

I accidentally sent my husband
the kissy face emoji instead of the angry face
& now he thinks I like him.

Dang it!

Snarky Funny Quotes - Drink Water

Drink water.
Moisturize your skin.
Create a fake instagram
to follow his ex girlfriend’s private account
and love yourself.

Self-care.

Snarky Funny Quotes - Trash

Just because trash can be recycled doesn’t mean
your ex deserves another chance.

Standards.

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