22 Hilarious and Snarky Funny Quotes
![Snarky Funny Quotes 500 Million](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/funny-500-nillion.jpg)
Sometimes all you need is $500 million.
Or just $1 million.
![Snarky Funny Quotes Country Music Addiction](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/funny-country-music.jpg)
You can’t handle my level of country music addiction.
Oh no.
![Snarky Funny Quotes Math](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/funny-definitely-use-this.jpg)
[5*(5*5)]+[(42*30)+345]
yeah, i can definitely see how i can use this in life.
So useful.
![Snarky Funny Quotes Lazy Moments](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/funny-lazy-moment.jpg)
That lazy moment when you start reading
someone’s facebook post but realize it’s too long…
so you just press “like”.
Like.
![Snarky Funny Quotes Wise Man](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/funny-once-said-nothing.jpg)
A wise man
once said nothing.
….
![Snarky Funny Quotes Pasta](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/funny-pasta.jpg)
Body type: not terrible but definitely enjoys pasta.
Loves mac and cheese.
![Snarky Funny Quotes Good Byes](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/quote-goodbye-school.jpg)
Not all goodbyes are sad.
example: goodbye, school.
Unless you’re a parent.
![Snarky Funny Quote Together Forever](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/funny-tinder.jpg)
Let’s be together forever
so we’ll never have to redownload tinder.
Say goodbye to Tinder!
![Snarky Funny Quotes Protective Coating](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/funny-dust-protective.jpg)
Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture.
-mario buatta
It is.
![Snarky Funny Quotes Vodka](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/funny-more-i-drank.jpg)
Someone sent me an email about using vodka
for cleaning around the house…
it worked!
the more vodka i drank,
the cleaner the house looked.
Magical!
![Snarky Funny Quotes Cleaning](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/funny-less-obvious.jpg)
Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.
Just moving it around..
![Snarky Funny Quote Saving Earth](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/funny-help-mom.jpg)
Everyone wants to save the earth;
no one wants to help mom do the dishes.
They’re hard.
![Snarky Funny Quote Childhood](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/funny-being-drunk.jpeg)
Childhood is like being drunk.
everyone remembers what you did, except you.
But they tell you about it a lot.
![Snarky Funny Quotes Talk To The Hand](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/funny-best-defense.png)
When i was a kid
“talk to the hand”
was the best defense i had.
The only defense, honestly.
![Snarky Funny Quotes Abc](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/funny-still-do-that.png)
When i was younger,
i used to sing a b c d e f g h i j k elemeno p.
wait i still do that.
That’s okay.
![Snarky Funny Quotes Judging](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/funny-cereal.jpg)
I will totally judge you based on your choice of breakfast cereal,
you unfrosted weirdo.
Who doesn’t buy fun cereal!?
![Snarky Funny Quotes Bed](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/funny-bed.jpeg)
Today, i realized that the word “bed” actually looks like a bed.
Deep thoughts.
![Snarky Funny Quotes Shin Bone](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/funny-shinbone.jpg)
Shin. Bone /noun/:
a device used to find furniture in the dark.
Ouch. Yep.
![Snarky Funny Quotes Autocorrect](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/funny-autocorrect.jpg)
Autocorrect
(n. ) what drunk people use to sound sober,
and what sober people use to sound drunk.
Autocorrect has many uses.
![Snarky Funny Quotes 99% Angel](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/funny-1.jpg)
I am 99% angel, but oh that 1%…
She’s the wild one.
![Snarky Funny Quotes Black](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/funny-motivation.jpg)
Wearing all black today to mourn
the death of my motivation.
Here it lies.
![Snarky Funny Quotes Kissy Face Emoji](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/funny-thinks-i-like-him.jpg)
I accidentally sent my husband
the kissy face emoji instead of the angry face
& now he thinks i like him.
Dang it!
![Snarky Funny Quotes Drink Water](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/funny-drink-water.jpg)
Drink water.
moisturize your skin.
create a fake instagram
to follow his ex girlfriend’s private account
and love yourself.
Self-care.
![Snarky Funny Quotes Trash](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/funny-ex-second-chance.jpg)
Just because trash can be recycled doesn’t mean
your ex deserves another chance.
Standards.