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Originally posted on April 20, 2018 @ 11:14 am

22 Minion Quote Pictures to Love and Share with Friends

Minion Quote - Intelligent People

Intelligent people have messier handwriting
because they think fast.

Yep, that’s why!

Funny Minion Quote - Warning

Warning
Heavy sarcasm may be present.

Warning.

Funny Minion Quote - Wisdom

They say, with age comes wisdom
so therefore I don’t have wrinkles, I have wise cracks.

Lots of wise cracks.

Funny Minion Quote - Fact

Fact:
People with brown or green eyes
are hyper and love to laugh.
They tend to be quiet at first,
but once you get to know them they never shut up.
And make amazing friends.

Science.

Funny Minion Quote - Minion

Can’t you see it?
You’re one in a minion.

You are!

Funny Minion Quotes - Thingy

You know you’re getting older
when you use the word “thingy” all the time
because you can no longer remember what
things are called.

The thingie.

Funny Minion Quote - Smile

It’s nice to have someone in your life
who can make you smile even when
they’re not around.

Treasure them.

Funny Minion Quote - Random Memories

I love those random memories that make me smile
no matter what is going on in my life right now.

They’re great

Funny Minion Quotes - Miss You

I do not know where are you…
but I miss you.

It’s sad.

Funny Minion Quotes - Power

If you have the power to make someone happy,
Do it.
The world needs more of that…

Do it lots.

Funny Minion Quotes - Headphones

When my headphones are on,
I am in my own fantasy world.

Just so you’re aware.

Funny Minion Quotes - Roses

Roses are red violets are blue,
God made me pretty,
what happened to you?

Just kidding.

Funny Minion Quotes - Coffee

I love how coffee fixes everything.
Tired? Drink some coffee.
Headache? Drink coffee.
Cold? Drink coffee.
Someone makes you angry? Bust them in the head with the cup!

Coffee the wonder drug.

Funny Minion Quotes - Mom

Mom, I want to be just like you,
when I refuse to grow up.

Ha.

Funny Minion Quotes - Caution

Caution
You might get addicted to me!

It’s a condition.

Funny Minion Quotes - Wisdom

Sometimes I just wish I had the wisdom of a
90 year old, the body of a 20 year old
and the energy of a 3 year old.

Oh those 3 year olds can go!

Funny Minion Quotes - Life

I’m not sure if life is passing me by
or trying to run me over.

Hmm…a little of both?

Funny Minion Quotes - Google

Hey google…
Why don’t you sit next to me during my exam?

Seems like the best strategy.

Funny Minion Quotes - Warning

Today I bought a packet of salted nuts.
On the pack it said “Warning may contain nuts”
Well I would be pretty disappointed if I opened
it up and a sock fell out.

Whoa, nuts!

Funny Minion Quotes - Stubborn

Stubborn people are born in:
February, March, June, July, October and November.

No they aren’t!

Funny Minion Quote - Rivers

Some people are like a river.
Wide at the mouth,
narrow at the neck and full of sh*t.

But not all!

Funny Minion Quotes - Positive

Always be positive.
Trips down the stairs.
Me: Whew, I got down those stairs fast!

Always be positive!

Funny Minion Quotes - Mom And Dad

To Mom:
I’m hungry…
I’m hot…
Can I have…
I want to watch…
Where are you?…
I want to watch…
Can you ask Dad?
Can you help me?
He hurt me…
She hurt me…
I want to go there…
When are we …?
Why are we…?
Why can’t we…?
To Dad:
Where’s Mom?

Poor Mom. Lucky Dad.

Funny Minion Quotes - Heros

Some people don’t believe in Heroes,
But they haven’t met My Dad.
Like & Share if you love your Father.

Dads are great.

Funny Minion Quotes - Superman

The only superman I know is my Dad.

Yay dads!

Funny Minion Quotes - Laughing

Laughing so hard,
no noise coming out,
so you sit there clapping like a seal.

Oh that’s sad.

Funny Minion Quotes - Love

Give but don’t allow yourself to be used.
Love but don’t let your heart get abused.
Trust but don’t be naive.
Listen to others but don’t lose your voice.

Stay strong.

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