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Originally posted on April 20, 2018 @ 11:14 am

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Intelligent people have messier handwriting
because they think fast.

Yep, that’s why!

Warning
Heavy sarcasm may be present.

Warning.

They say, with age comes wisdom
so therefore I don’t have wrinkles, I have wise cracks.

Lots of wise cracks.

Fact:
People with brown or green eyes
are hyper and love to laugh.
They tend to be quiet at first,
but once you get to know them they never shut up.
And make amazing friends.

Science.

Can’t you see it?
You’re one in a minion.

You are!

You know you’re getting older
when you use the word “thingy” all the time
because you can no longer remember what
things are called.

The thingie.

It’s nice to have someone in your life
who can make you smile even when
they’re not around.

Treasure them.

I love those random memories that make me smile
no matter what is going on in my life right now.

They’re great

I do not know where are you…
but I miss you.

It’s sad.

If you have the power to make someone happy,
Do it.
The world needs more of that…

Do it lots.

When my headphones are on,
I am in my own fantasy world.

Just so you’re aware.

Roses are red violets are blue,
God made me pretty,
what happened to you?

Just kidding.

I love how coffee fixes everything.
Tired? Drink some coffee.
Headache? Drink coffee.
Cold? Drink coffee.
Someone makes you angry? Bust them in the head with the cup!

Coffee the wonder drug.

Mom, I want to be just like you,
when I refuse to grow up.

Ha.

Caution
You might get addicted to me!

It’s a condition.

Sometimes I just wish I had the wisdom of a
90 year old, the body of a 20 year old
and the energy of a 3 year old.

Oh those 3 year olds can go!

I’m not sure if life is passing me by
or trying to run me over.

Hmm…a little of both?

Hey google…
Why don’t you sit next to me during my exam?

Seems like the best strategy.

Today I bought a packet of salted nuts.
On the pack it said “Warning may contain nuts”
Well I would be pretty disappointed if I opened
it up and a sock fell out.

Whoa, nuts!

Stubborn people are born in:
February, March, June, July, October and November.

No they aren’t!

Some people are like a river.
Wide at the mouth,
narrow at the neck and full of sh*t.

But not all!

Always be positive.
Trips down the stairs.
Me: Whew, I got down those stairs fast!

Always be positive!

To Mom:
I’m hungry…
I’m hot…
Can I have…
I want to watch…
Where are you?…
I want to watch…
Can you ask Dad?
Can you help me?
He hurt me…
She hurt me…
I want to go there…
When are we …?
Why are we…?
Why can’t we…?
To Dad:
Where’s Mom?

Poor Mom. Lucky Dad.

Some people don’t believe in Heroes,
But they haven’t met My Dad.
Like & Share if you love your Father.

Dads are great.

The only superman I know is my Dad.

Yay dads!

Laughing so hard,
no noise coming out,
so you sit there clapping like a seal.

Oh that’s sad.

Give but don’t allow yourself to be used.
Love but don’t let your heart get abused.
Trust but don’t be naive.
Listen to others but don’t lose your voice.

Stay strong.

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