24 Funny Minion Wisdom Quotes
![Minion Wisdom Quotes Disturbed](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/minion-always-disturbs.jpg)
A person who always disturbs you is the person who always loves you.
Treasure them!
![Minion Wisdom Quotes Awake](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/minion-awake.jpg)
Due to unfortunate circumstances, i am awake.
It’s sad.
![Minion Wisdom Blessed](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/minion-blessed.jpg)
Every morning i wake up, i am blessed.
no matter how much drama is in my life or how much pain
my body may be in,
i know god is watching over me.
So blessed.
![Minion Wisdom Quotes Family](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/minion-friend-facebook.jpg)
You know your family has issues
when they delete you as a friend on facebook.
How could you?
![Minion Wisdoms Friendship](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/minion-friendship-came.jpg)
Friendship isn’t about whom you’ve known the longest
it’s about who came and never left your side.
Yep.
![Minion Wisdom Quote Behave](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/minion-possible-to-behave.jpg)
Yeah, it is possible for me to behave.
i just don’t want to!
SO there!
![Minion Wisdom Quotes Don'T Worry](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/minion-say-behind-back.jpg)
Don’t worry about what people say behind your back.
they are the people who are finding faults in your life
instead of fixing their own.
Ignore them.
![Minion Wisdom Quotes Size](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/minion-size-of-heart.jpg)
You don’t have to be skinny to be sexy or beautiful…
beauty is the size of your heart not the size of your jeans.
Remember.
![Minion Wisdom Quote Awkward Moment](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/minion-skinnier.jpg)
That awkward moment when someone skinnier than you says
i’m so fat.
and you just stand there like…
Just ignore it.
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Some people will hurt you and then act like you hurt them.
So disappointing.
![Funny Minion Wisdom Mistakes](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/minion-stepping-stones.jpg)
Don’t carry your mistakes around with you.
instead, place them under your feet and use them
as stepping stones to rise above them!
Rise above them.
Tell me!
![Minion Wisdom Quotes Barefoot Running](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/minion-boys-girls-not.jpg)
Let’s hear it for all the girls that grew up running around barefoot
jumping in mud puddles and not afraid to act like one of the boys.
You be you.
![Minion Wisdom Quotes Moving On](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/minion-past-behind-me.jpg)
I’ve decided to leave my past behind me,
so if i owe you money…
i’m sorry, but i’ve moved on.
It’s time.
![Minion Wisdom Quotes Fun And Games](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/minion-all-fun-games.jpg)
It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye!!!
Is that how the minions happened?
![Minion Wisdom Quotes Rushing](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/minion-productive-or-not.jpg)
Don’t rush me.
i’m still deciding whether to be productive today or not!
Survey says..
![Minion Wisdom Quotes Selfies](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/minion-posted-new-selfie.jpg)
Thank god you posted a new selfie!
it’s been several hours, i was beginning to think you’d died!
JK.
![Minion Wisdom Quotes Bored](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/minion-busy-planet.jpg)
When i’m bored, nobody texts me.
when i’m busy bam!
i’m the most popular person on the planet!
Why so many texts?
![Minion Wisdom Quotes Revenge](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/minion-returning-favor.jpg)
I don’t like to call it revenge…
returning the favor sounds nicer.
Muhaha.
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Not happy with your life, make some changes;
things not going your way, change your directions;
can’t find happiness in others, look within yourself.
Take the reins.
![Minion Wisdom Quotes Crazy](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/minion-crazy-line.jpg)
There’s a fine line between crazy and free spirited
and it’s usually a prescription.
You got this though.
![Minion Wisdom Quotes Younger](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/minion-20.jpg)
When i was younger, $20 felt like $100, now $20 feels like $1.
Oh yes.
![Minion Wisdom Quotes Laugh](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/minion-laugh-when-you-can.jpg)
Laugh when you can,
apologize when you should
and let go of what you can’t change…
Let it go. All of it.
![Minion Wisdom Quotes Scary Movies](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/minion-scary-movie.jpg)
Let’s watch a scary movie!
*hours later*
dude walk me to the bathroom…
You first.