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Originally posted on May 4, 2018 @ 10:30 am

25 Funny and Snappy Quotes to Adore and Share

snappy quotes to adore - 2 scoopts of grumpy

Well aren’t we just 2 scoops of grumpy
in a bowl full of bitchy this morning.

Oh my.

snappy quotes - mascara

When your mascara is $23
there’s no time for crying.

Nope, just hold that eye!

snappy quotes - clean room

A clean room is a sign of a
broken computer.

Or broken internet.

snappy quotes - dinosaurs

I’m kinda glad that dinosaurs are extinct
because I’m pretty sure that I would try
to ride one after a few drinks.

Everyone would.

snappy quotes - love

I wish falling in love has traffic lights too,
so that I would know if I should GO for it,
SLOW DOWN, or just STOP.


snappy quotes - destroy

If I wanted, I could destroy everything.
But I’m a good girl.

So you say.

snappy quotes - hairties

I hope wherever my hair ties are
that they are happy.

Somewhere out there…

snappy quotes - mephobia

Fear of becoming so awesome that
the human race can’t handle it and everyone dies.

Serious condition?

snappy quotes - period pain

Maybe if period pain burned calories
it’d be worth it.


snappy quotes - revenge

Revenge is not in my plans.
You’ll f*ck yourself on your own.


snappy quotes - wearing hair down

I’m at that point in life where I consider
wearing my hair down as making an effort.

This is the effort.

snappy quotes - weekends

Weekends are like rainbows.
They look great from a distance
but once you get up close to them,
they start to disappear.

Don’t worry, they’ll come again.

snappy quotes - friday

It’s Friday, the only decision to make is

Choose wisely.

snappy quotes - problems

Face your problems,
don’t facebook them.

Face em.

snappy quote - cleaning

I just cleaned everything from top to bottom,
so now I’m gonna need everyone to stop living here.

Just get out.

snappy quote - loud

It’s funny how when I’m loud, people tell me to be quiet,
but when I’m quiet, people ask me what’s wrong with me.


snappy quote - expecting

I am proud to announce I am expecting a food baby.

A 6 lb beautiful burrito.

snappy quote - weekend

May your weekend be full of inappropriate behavior and fun.

The prayer.

snappy quote - friday

Things people say:
It’s Friday!
Things self-employed people say:
It’s Friday?

No, wait, what?

snappy quote - wallet

I wish my wallet was as thick as my thighs.

Oh don’t I.

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