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25 Funny and Snappy Quotes to Adore and Share

Snappy Quotes To Adore  2 Scoopts Of Grumpy

Well aren’t we just 2 scoops of grumpy
in a bowl full of bitchy this morning.

Oh my.

Snappy Quotes  Mascara

When your mascara is $23
there’s no time for crying.

Nope, just hold that eye!

Snappy Quotes  Clean Room

A clean room is a sign of a
broken computer.

Or broken internet.

Snappy Quotes  Dinosaurs

I’m kinda glad that dinosaurs are extinct
because i’m pretty sure that i would try
to ride one after a few drinks.

Everyone would.

Snappy Quotes  Love

I wish falling in love has traffic lights too,
so that i would know if i should go for it,
slow down, or just stop.

Stop!

Snappy Quotes  Destroy

If i wanted, i could destroy everything.
but i’m a good girl.

So you say.

Snappy Quotes  Hairties

I hope wherever my hair ties are
that they are happy.

Somewhere out there…

Snappy Quotes  Mephobia

Fear of becoming so awesome that
the human race can’t handle it and everyone dies.

Serious condition?

Snappy Quotes  Period Pain

Maybe if period pain burned calories
it’d be worth it.

MAYBE.

Snappy Quotes  Revenge

Revenge is not in my plans.
you’ll f*ck yourself on your own.

Probably.

Snappy Quotes  Wearing Hair Down

I’m at that point in life where i consider
wearing my hair down as making an effort.

This is the effort.

Snappy Quotes  Weekends

weekends are like rainbows.
they look great from a distance
but once you get up close to them,
they start to disappear.

Don’t worry, they’ll come again.

Snappy Quotes  Friday

It’s friday, the only decision to make is
bottle or glass.

Choose wisely.

Snappy Quotes  Problems

Face your problems,
don’t facebook them.

Face em.

Snappy Quote  Cleaning

I just cleaned everything from top to bottom,
so now i’m gonna need everyone to stop living here.

Just get out.

Snappy Quote  Loud

It’s funny how when i’m loud, people tell me to be quiet,
but when i’m quiet, people ask me what’s wrong with me.

Nothing!

Snappy Quote  Expecting

I am proud to announce i am expecting a food baby.

A 6 lb beautiful burrito.

Snappy Quote  Weekend

May your weekend be full of inappropriate behavior and fun.

The prayer.

Snappy Quote  Friday

Things people say:
it’s friday!
things self-employed people say:
it’s friday?

No, wait, what?

Snappy Quote  Wallet

I wish my wallet was as thick as my thighs.

Oh don’t I.

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