25 Funny and Snappy Quotes to Adore and Share
![Snappy Quotes To Adore 2 Scoopts Of Grumpy](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/funny-2-scoops.jpg)
Well aren’t we just 2 scoops of grumpy
in a bowl full of bitchy this morning.
Oh my.
![Snappy Quotes Mascara](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/funny-23-mascara.png)
When your mascara is $23
there’s no time for crying.
Nope, just hold that eye!
![Snappy Quotes Clean Room](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/funny-clean-room.jpg)
A clean room is a sign of a
broken computer.
Or broken internet.
![Snappy Quotes Dinosaurs](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/funny-dinosaurs-ride.jpg)
I’m kinda glad that dinosaurs are extinct
because i’m pretty sure that i would try
to ride one after a few drinks.
Everyone would.
![Snappy Quotes Love](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/funny-falling-traffic.jpeg)
I wish falling in love has traffic lights too,
so that i would know if i should go for it,
slow down, or just stop.
Stop!
![Snappy Quotes Destroy](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/funny-good-girl.jpg)
If i wanted, i could destroy everything.
but i’m a good girl.
So you say.
![Snappy Quotes Hairties](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/funny-hair-ties.jpg)
I hope wherever my hair ties are
that they are happy.
Somewhere out there…
![Snappy Quotes Mephobia](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/funny-me-phobia.jpeg)
Fear of becoming so awesome that
the human race can’t handle it and everyone dies.
Serious condition?
![Snappy Quotes Period Pain](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/funny-period-pain-calories.jpg)
Maybe if period pain burned calories
it’d be worth it.
MAYBE.
![Snappy Quotes Revenge](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/funny-revenge.jpg)
Revenge is not in my plans.
you’ll f*ck yourself on your own.
Probably.
![Snappy Quotes Wearing Hair Down](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/funny-wearing-hair-down.jpg)
I’m at that point in life where i consider
wearing my hair down as making an effort.
This is the effort.
![Snappy Quotes Weekends](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/funny-weekends-rainbows.jpg)
weekends are like rainbows.
they look great from a distance
but once you get up close to them,
they start to disappear.
Don’t worry, they’ll come again.
Choose wisely.
Face em.
![Snappy Quote Cleaning](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/funny-stop-living.jpg)
I just cleaned everything from top to bottom,
so now i’m gonna need everyone to stop living here.
Just get out.
![Snappy Quote Loud](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/funny-tell-me-loud.jpeg)
It’s funny how when i’m loud, people tell me to be quiet,
but when i’m quiet, people ask me what’s wrong with me.
Nothing!
![Snappy Quote Expecting](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/funny-food-baby.jpg)
I am proud to announce i am expecting a food baby.
A 6 lb beautiful burrito.
![Snappy Quote Weekend](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/funny-inappropriate.png)
May your weekend be full of inappropriate behavior and fun.
The prayer.
![Snappy Quote Friday](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/funny-self-employed-friday.jpg)
Things people say:
it’s friday!
things self-employed people say:
it’s friday?
No, wait, what?
![Snappy Quote Wallet](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/funny-wallet-thick.jpeg)
I wish my wallet was as thick as my thighs.
Oh don’t I.