29 Pun Tattoos You’ll Be Jealous You Don’t Have
I wouldn’t veg my beets. Okay, that was bad.
Oh.. that was a choice.
Clever.
You can’t beet this pun.
Ha, great sense of humor.
This is a person of taste.
Nice and subtle.
They won’t break it.
Whippet!
Stud.
Rolling like a log.
So good a pun. 
One foot here.
I pity the fool who doesn’t get this.
No Kermit, no!
So many boos.
Want a ticket?
These puns are definitely on the right foot.
Eye see what they did here.
A fancy lion.
Fly my pretty.
He labeled it.
It has its appeel.
Definitely a 6-pack.
Math humor!