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Minions say what we’re all thinking, just louder and in overalls. Here are 30 minion quotes for every mood, and if you need the pictures too, these 28 hilarious minion memes deliver.

30 Funny Minion Quotes You Need to Read
Funny minion quote: do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it's 5pm and you've achieved literally nothing?You blink and it’s 5!
Funny minion quote: saying 'I'm almost there' when you actually haven't even left the houseYou know you’ve done it.
Funny minion quote: as long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I'm totally flexibleHa1
Funny minion quote: of course I speak my mind, my head would explode if I kept all this complaining to myselfExplode.
Funny minion quote: do you ever wake up in the morning and just think, no, I'm not ready for thisNo.
Minion quote: people are created to be loved and things to be used, the world is in chaos because it's the other way aroundLove people. Don’t use them.
Funny minion quote with Agnes and her unicorn: star light, star bright, may I have uninterrupted sleep tonightThe wish!
Funny minion quote: I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to doDon’t we all?
Funny minion quote: can I borrow a hug, please? I promise I'll give you backRight back.
Minion quote: I am who I am, your approval is not needed!Not at all.
Cute minion quote: never ignore a person who loves you, cares for you and misses youAw.
Minion quote: shoutout to the people going through stuff but trying their hardest to be positive, proud of youKeep going!
Minion quote: born to be awesome, a minion in red heart sunglassesYou are!
Funny minion quote: I've thought about running away more as an adult than I ever did as a kidFunny.
Funny minion quote: based on my current rate of income, I estimate a comfortable retirement 200 years after my deathMaybe 150 years.
Minion quote: money can buy a house but not a home, a bed but not sleep, a clock but not timeMoney isn’t all.
Funny minion quote: interesting confusions, like can you cry under water and do fish ever get thirsty?Things to puzzle!
Minion quote: fact, haters don't really hate you, they hate themselves because you're a reflection of what they wish to beIgnore haters.
Minion quote: when you stop chasing the wrong things, you give the right things a chance to catch youStop chasing them.
Funny minion quote: if sleep is good for the brain, why is it not allowed in school?Hmm. Or work?
Minion quote: the smile on my face doesn't mean my life is perfect, it means I appreciate what I haveThat’s good.
Funny minion quote: don't make me mad, I will stop taking my pills and nobody wants that, do they?Don’t!
Funny minion quote: I exercised once but found out I was allergic to it, skin flushed, heart raced, very dangerous!Very dangerous.
Funny minion quote: just because I'm awake doesn't mean I am functioning at full capacityYep.
Funny minion quote: coffee? Oh, you mean my survival juice?Definitely.
Funny minion quote: I swear if my memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party!Ta-da!
Minion quote for parents: my greatest wish is that my kids always know how much I love themKnow it.
Funny minion quote: Dear God, no grumpy thoughts or swearing today, but I'm about to get out of bed, so I may need helpStay strong!
Funny minion quote: if you never jumped from couch to couch to save yourself from the lava, you didn't have a childhoodNope!

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