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30 Hilarious Minion Quotes 
Minion Quote: Do You Ever Wish That You Could Just Unmeet Someone?

I bet we all do at some point.

Minion Quote: I'm Not Old, I Woke Up And Everything Made The Same Crack Noise, I Am Not Old, I Am CrispySo crispy!
Minion Quote: Whoever Is In Charge Of Making Sure I Don't Get In Trouble, You're FiredYou’re fired!
Minion Quote: The Secret To A Clean Kitchen Is Simple, Don't Cook, EverEasy.
Minion Quote: I'm Going Into The Woods To Scream For A While, Anybody Wanna Come With?It’s a plan.
Minion Quote: My Husband Thinks I Am Crazy, But I Am Not The One That Married MeSo there.
Minion In A Safari Hat: I Wish My Friends' Houses Were Connected To Mine By Secret TunnelsCan they be?
Minion Quote: Warning, To Avoid Injury Stop Telling Me How To Do My JobThat’s what many think.
Minion In A Suit: I Never Hold A Grudge, As Soon As I Get Even With The Idiot I Forget ItEfficient.
Minion Holding A Phone: Omg, Wrong Person, Cancel, Cancel, Message Sent, Ok, Kill Me NowNooo!
Minion Holding A Rose: I Am Getting Married On February 30ThAh I see what you did there.
Minion Holding A Coffee Mug: This Is My Cup Of Care, Oh Look, It's EmptyHmm.
Minion Quote: If Stress Was A Drug I Would Be Sky HighWouldn’t we all?
Minion Quote: Sometimes I Question My Sanity, Sometimes It RepliesOh no!
Minion Quote: Don't Wait For The Perfect Moment, Take The Moment And Make It PerfectTake it.
Minion Quote: I Put The Thingamabob Inside The Whatchamacallit And It Still Doesn't Work, Any Ideas?The whoosit seems busted.
Minion Quote: My Bed Seems More Comfortable In The Morning Than It Does At NightWhy is that?
Minion Holding A Phone: I Love People Who Text Back InstantlyRare!
Minion Quote: Missed A Call, Calls Back, No Answer, What, Did You Die Within 3 Seconds?The way it goes.
Minion In A Red Bra: A Good Bra Is Like A Sheepdog, It Rounds Them Up And Points Them In The Right DirectionGood bra, good.
Minion With A Beer: I Tried Cooking Dinner With Wine, After 5 Glasses I Forgot Why I Was In The KitchenBetter luck next time.
Chubby Minion Quote: I'm Not Fat, I'm FluffyDifferent!
Three Minions Quote: If He Still Can't Resist You With Messy Hair And Pjs, He's A KeeperOh he is.
Laughing Minion Quote: If You See Me Smiling, I'm Thinking Of Doing Something Naughty, If Laughing, I Already DidWatch out!
Minions Dressed As Batman And Superman: Halloween, When You Can Leave Bodies On The Lawn And Neighbors Think They Are DecorationsHa.
Minion In A Bowler Hat Holding A Banana, With A Cheeky Question About Where The Dollar Bills In Your Wallet Have BeenEw.
Minions In A Ghost Costume On Orange: Don't Scare Me, Happy Halloween, BooBoooo!
Minion With A Silly Face: I Wonder, Do Lazy People Go To Heaven Or Do They Send Someone To Pick Us Up?It’s gotta be the second.
Minion In A Ghost Sheet: Yeah, It Is Possible For Me To Behave, I Just Don't Want ToThere we go.

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