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55 Snappy and Funny Minion Quotes 
Cartoon villain and a sleeping little girl: I don't mind coming to work, but this eight-hour wait to go home is a joke

Not fair.

Minion kicking with a coffee mug: Good morning, get up and do a happy coffee dance, it's going to be a good dayLet’s do this!
Sleepy minion holding a mug: Time to wake up, my coffee needs meWake up!
Grumpy one-eyed minion: Don't talk to me because you're bored, I'm not here to entertain you, I don't like being usedFind something else.
Two minions stacked up: My room is not dirty, I just have everything on display, like a museumA very nice curated museum.
Red devil minion: I think for Halloween I am going as karma, some of you should be worriedWorry.
Minion peeking from the bottom: Shhh, I am hiding from MondayAren’t we all?
Sad minion: I am who I am, like me, love me, take me, leave me, I ask only two things, don't hurt or use meDon’t!
Minion in a witch hat flying on a broom: ain't no Harley but it goesIt goes.
Three minions celebrating: I haven't been this excited about Friday since last FridayImagine that!
One-eyed minion waving: My maturity level depends on who I'm withIt does for everyone!
Minion wrapped in a scarf: just once I'd like to hear on the news that Monday has been canceled, go back to sleepSpecial alert I can look forward to.
Minion holding a coffee mug: It's Monday, time to take over the worldGet set and go!
Minion driving a little car: highways need four lanes, racer wannabe, normal, slow drivers and a where am I laneBest idea ever.
Minion waving: No issues today, I'm in my awesome bubble and you're not allowed insideNone!
Minion with a scribble over its head: I'm more confused than a chameleon in a bag of SkittlesSo many colors.
Minion in a headscarf: ever want to say something that annoys you but know it'll start an argument so you let it eat you insideJust let it go.
Smirking one-eyed minion: Some people think I say inappropriate things, I prefer to think of it as radical honesty
Minion waving: my doctor asked if anyone in my family suffered from insanity, nope, we all seem to enjoy itRadical honesty.
Minion poster: Nobody is perfect, until you fall in love with themThen it’s all over.
Minion meditating: Come on, inner peace, I don't have all dayCome on! Let me reach it!
Crowd of cheering minions: One day I will start behaving myself, maybe tomorrowOr the next day…
Minion walking happily: Smile, it will either warm their heart or annoy them, either way you winYou win!
One-eyed minion with a dark joke about taking get a grip the wrong wayThey don’t?
Two-eyed minion: what's wrong? I'm just tired of not being good enough, of being put down, just tired, that's allWe are all tired. Sometimes you just have to press on.
Minions falling down a ladder: We are best friends, if you fall, I will pick you up after I finish laughingRemember.
Sleepy minion with a mug: when you're at an early morning game, why am I hereWhy?
Minion holding a cupcake: Hating people takes too much energy, I just pretend they don't existThat’s one way of dealing with it.
Minion in pink heart sunglasses: Caution, you might get addicted to meDanger!
Grinning minion: I have lost my mind and I am making no effort to look for itAre any of us?
Sad minion: A person who hates everyone now once loved someone too muchThink on that.
Tiny minion: I may not have lost all of my marbles yet, but there is definitely a small hole in the bagProbably.

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Minion dancing: The greatest pleasure in life is doing what other people say you cannot do

And watching them react!

Minion maid: First rule of house cleaning while listening to music, the toilet brush is never the microphone

Ew, never.

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Funny gifts people will actually fight over in a white elephant swap

Minion with a list of silly seniors texting codes like BFF, best friend fell, and TTYL, talk to you louder

LOL.

You can also keep any change that you find.

You can also keep any change that you find.

Waving minion: I have a dream that one day my mom will understand online games can not be paused

They can’t.

Tall minion: When I say I miss school, I mean my friends and the fun, not the school

Just the friends.

Minion with a megaphone: Dear girls, if a guy pauses a video game just to text you back, marry him

Nice guy.

Minion in a suit with crooked teeth with a cheeky fried chicken joke

He can get plenty there.

Minion maid with a broom: the housework fairy has let me down again, next time I see her, look out

How dare she!

Minion with a hammer: No matter how big a hammer you use, you can't pound common sense into some people

Stop trying.

Minion cheering: I found Friday, it was hiding at the end of the week this whole time

It disappears so much.

Come on, I don't have all year.

Come on, I don’t have all year.

Please warn me when it comes next week.

Please warn me when it comes next week.

Or when the microwave beeps.

Or when the microwave beeps.

Oh man.. Or celebrates a 30 year anniversary.

Oh man.. Or celebrates a “30 year anniversary.”

Is something missing from it?

Is something missing from it?

That's what siblings say to each other.

That’s what siblings say to each other.

Minion beside bold text: she's my best friend, break her heart and you'll answer to me

Yep, don’t hurt her.

Snappy and Funny Minion Quotes

Oh all of those are terrible.

Oh all of those are terrible.

Smiling minion: The youngest sibling is usually the most good looking and the smartest

Hmm.

Just keep working out the stress.

Just keep working out the stress.

Minion above a long quote: walk the path I have traveled before you judge me, everyone has a story

Y0u can’t judge others.

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