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32 Snarky and Funny Quotes
Orange poster: Every bad thing that happens today is a direct result of choosing to get out of bed

Should we get out of bed?

Cream card: I am tremendously not sorry that my sense of humour has offended your utter lack of it That’s their problem.
Quote: Vegetable has 9 letters in it, but then again so does tacossssssSounds right.
Sleepy cartoon cat: I may not be good at sleeping, but I compensate by being really bad at waking up It balances.
Snarky white text on black: Yet despite the look on my face, you are still talking Why is that?
Pink card: 20 year old me never thought I'd get this excited about sleeping in until 7 amBut here we are.
Black card joke about a study saying curvy women live longer than the men who mention it Hmm.
Bold black poster: People disappoint, pizza is eternal Pizza is always there.
Retro ecard of a man in an armchair: Dear life, asking if my day could get worse was not a challenge There’s a difference.
Dark humor card: you can tell a lot about a woman by her hands, especially when she's upset Just a tad.
Fall joke: good thing decaying plants don't smell like rotting corpses or autumn would be traumatizingCreepy.
White text on black: The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheeseSo which would you rather have?
Marble-textured card: I got trust issues because people got lying issues It’s simple as that.
Empty toilet paper roll: You don't know what you have until it's gone, for example toilet paperBut then when it’s gone…
Grey poster: I'm currently unsupervised, this should frighten you Scary!
Bold quote: Yes I walked away mid-conversation, you were boring me and my survival instincts kicked inSurvival!
Quote: If we're ever in a situation where I am the voice of reason, we are in a very bad situation Just a warning.
Boss asks why are you late, me: someone told me to go to hell, I couldn't find it at first Wrong area?
Blue parenting quote: I'd lay down my life for my kids, except when toys start talking at nightIt’s fair.
Purple card with comedian quote: Having a 2-year-old is like having a blender without a lid All chaos.
Retro ecard of a girl on the phone: Instead of LOL I'll write SALTS, smiled a little then stoppedVery accurate.
Pink card: I came, I saw, I left early It was okay.
Black card: Let me make this simple, I want to be invited but I don't want to goSee, easy!
Quote: Just once I would like to make it through an entire day without a what-the-heck momentJust a day.
Quote: There's a fine line between tan and looking like you rolled in Doritos
Purple text joke: I could never stab someone, I can barely get the straw into a Capri SunThere’s a big difference.
Bold black text: Insanity runs in my family, it practically gallopsAn apt description.
Blue card: I tried to kill a spider with hairspray, he's still alive but his hair looks outstandingStyling.
Navy poster: My sense of humor earns me countless awkward glancesIt often does.
Magenta card: I don't want to brag, but I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high schoolYeah, pretty amazing, right?
Pink card: My room was clean but then I had to decide what to wear Now the clothes are everywhere!
Green relatable post: Admit it, you've tried to balance the light switch right in the middleHaven’t we all?

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