35 Hilarious and Funny Quotes for Moms and Women
Sounds about right.
Definitely a rule.
Don’t you!
There’s no sad in tacos.
It is.
You’ll run!
Progress.
When you see those lights..
That escalated.
Give in.
MASH lied.
No, not possible. 
Remember these things.
Not fair.
Just try it.
Ah reality.
Poor mom.
Ha.
The routine.
HUGE. Don’t talk to people if you don’t know it.
Bye bugs!
So tired.
Today is not that day.
You’re trying!
In the deep recesses…
No?
It will. 
Yay!
So much I can do now.
Probably. But oh well. 
Don’t lie to Susan!
Clever.
Most often the latter.
Plans but also z’s.