The first kid gets a baby book; the second kid gets whatever was in the diaper bag. These funny second child memes and quotes are for every parent who has watched the rules relax with each new arrival.
14 Funny Parenting Memes for the 2nd or 3rd Kid
Nutella is nutritious, right? It has hazelnuts.
Hang in there!
Things started off so good!
Look, the kids has clothes. That’s good.
At least they took a picture of the child.
You’ve walked in their shoes now.
Hey, as long as you’re ready with a hospital bag or whatever, you’re good. 
Glowing and then.. just..green.
Parenting tip!
And it was not double the fun.
Everything perfectly matched for the first baby. The needs for the second.
It’s a test and preparation for the third.. if you dare!
They’ve had it.
Just..sit there.
They’re learning all about a different culture….that just happens to be a mafia.
10 funny second child quotes
- First kid: sterilized pacifier. Second kid: rinsed under the tap. Third kid: the dog found it, it’s fine.
- The first child had a baby book. The second child has a blurry photo and a sticky note.
- With the first kid we called the doctor for a sneeze. With the second we call the doctor if there’s bone showing.
- Second children don’t get hand-me-downs. They get hand-me-everythings.
- My first child ate organic purees. My second ate a french fry off the car floor and thrived.
- The second kid learns to walk faster because nobody is carrying them anymore.
- First kid’s bedtime: 7:00 sharp. Second kid’s bedtime: whenever the first kid falls asleep.
- We planned every detail of the first birthday. The second kid got a cupcake and a candle we found in a drawer.
- Second children are tougher. They’ve been sat on by a sibling since day one.
- Parenting the first kid: reading every book. Parenting the second: reading the room.
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