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15 Really Funny Short Stories
15 Really Funny Short Stories. more funny short stories here.
Funny Short Stories For Parents of Older Kids
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Looking for a funny and entertaining story to tell your girlfriend? Look no further than this short and hilarious roommate comedy. A mother visits her son and his roommate for dinner, and can’t help but notice how pretty the roommate is. She’s long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and her suspicions only grow stronger as the evening goes on.
But what happens next is truly hilarious. After the dinner, the son’s roommate comes to him and asks if his mother took a silver plate that has gone missing. The son decides to email his mother to ask if she took it, and what she writes back is pure comedy gold.
Without giving away too much, let’s just say that the mother’s response is both unexpected and hilarious. It involves a clever twist that will leave you and your girlfriend laughing for days.
So if you’re looking for a funny and engaging story to tell your girlfriend, this short roommate comedy is the perfect choice. It’s the perfect example of a funny short story, and is sure to have you both laughing out loud.
Mom wins top prize for the best of funny short stories.
Comedy Story For Empty Nesters
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Are you ready for a hilarious story that will leave you in stitches? A recently retired couple in Phoenix, Arizona decided to break the news to their children that they were getting a divorce after 45 years of marriage. But little did they know that their children were not going to take this lying down. The son in New York was screaming on the phone and the daughter in Chicago was exploding with anger. She demanded that they do not make any decisions until she arrives in Phoenix.
But here’s the twist that you’ll never see coming: the old couple had a plan all along. After hanging up the phone, the old man turns to his wife and says, “Okay, they’re coming for Thanksgiving… Now what do we tell them for Christmas?” This funny short story will have you laughing out loud and sharing it with your friends and family. It’s a perfect reminder that sometimes, things aren’t always as they seem, and a good sense of humor can go a long way. Don’t miss out on this witty and clever story that will leave you wanting more.
I guess this makes for a Christmas funny short story! You kids are the punchline to a month long joke!
Short Funny Story for Military Families
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Are you ready to laugh out loud? This funny story is about a farm kid who joined the Marines and surprised her family with some hilarious stories. Alice wrote a letter to her Ma and Pa, informing them that the Marine Corps beats working on the farm any day… Read on to see what she got up to!
Go get them, Alice!
Funny Short Stories For Parents of Young Kids
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In a hilarious turn of events, a man buys a lie detecting robot that slaps people who lie, and decides to test it out on his family at dinner. When he asks his son where he was during school hours, the robot slaps him after he answers “at school.” The son then tries to cover up the lie, but the robot slaps him again. The situation escalates when the son reveals that he was actually watching porn at a friend’s house, leading to the dad getting slapped and the mom laughing uncontrollably. Find out more about this funny family dinner disaster…
Get rid of that robot!
One of the Best Comedy Stories about Family
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A father in Houston, Texas tells his three-year-old daughter a bedtime story and listens to her say her prayers like every other night. But when she ends her prayers with “goodbye grandpa,” the father is puzzled. The next day, the grandfather passes away, and the father thinks it’s a strange coincidence. Later, the daughter says “goodbye grandma” in her prayers, and the grandmother passes away the next day. Read on to find out what happens when the daughter says “goodbye daddy” in her prayers…
“Daddy” didn’t have anything to worry about!
Funny Short Story about School
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“Too smart for first grade? Find out what happened to this clever school boy!” In this hilarious short story, a first-grade teacher struggles with a student who claims he’s too smart for his class. But when the principal steps in and gives Johnny a test, things take an unexpected turn. See if Johnny can prove he’s a third-grade genius and what happens when the teacher asks him some tricky questions. You won’t believe the hilarious answers that come out of this clever school boy’s mouth!
Johnny is a clever little boy with a clean mind!
Funny Stories to Tell Your Grandparents
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A State Trooper pulls over a car that was driving at 22mph on a highway. As the officer approaches the car, he finds five old ladies inside, with two in the front seat and three in the back, all looking scared. The driver tells the officer that she was driving exactly at the speed limit, but the officer explains that “22” was the route number, not the speed limit. However, when the officer asks if everyone in the car is okay, the old lady responds with a hilarious punchline. Check out the story to find out what it is!
After this grannie road trip, they’ll sure have funny stories for their grandkids.
One of the Most Hilarious Jokes to Tell Your Grandparents
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A little old lady walks into the Bank of America headquarters carrying a large bag of money, insisting on seeing the bank president to open a savings account. After initially being refused by the receptionist, she is ultimately allowed to see the president who is surprised to see that she wants to deposit $180,000 in cash. He asks how she came by so much money and she coyly replies that she makes bets. The president takes her up on a bet that he’s confident he’ll win, but when she shows up the next day with her lawyer, things take an unexpected turn. To find out what happens next, read on…
That’s a lady who knows how to make a bet!
Story Joke For a Funeral
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When this man asked his wife to bury him with all his money, she agreed, but what she did next will leave you in stitches! You won’t believe how this loving Christian wife honored her husband’s final request while still getting the last laugh. Keep reading to find out the hilarious twist to this funeral story!
If you ever need a funny story to tell at funerals, this is it.
Funny Short Stories to Break the Ice with an Attractive Neighbor on the Plane
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If you’re looking for a funny story to break the ice with someone sitting next to you on a plane, we’ve got you covered! This hilarious plane story involves a blind woman, her guide dog, and a pilot with a great sense of humor. Read on to see what happens…
This is a great one to add to your flying short funny stories collection to use to strike up a conversation with a stranger. It also reminds me of one of those funny sayings… No good deed goes unpunished.
Short Funny Stories to Break the Ice
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Looking for a good laugh? In this story, a woman is seated next to a persistent lawyer on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer insists on playing a game where they ask each other questions and whoever can’t answer has to pay up. The woman agrees to play and asks a tricky riddle that stumps the lawyer. After an hour of searching, the woman collects her $500 prize and goes back to sleep, leaving the lawyer frustrated and defeated. Read on to find out the answer to the riddle and have a good laugh!
This woman probably has a PhD in comedy… She’s also $490 richer!
One of the Best Funny Stories with a Twist
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Unbelievable! Woman admits to killing and dismembering car owner after being pulled over for speeding. What follows next will leave you shocked! It all started when the woman was pulled over for speeding and was asked to show her driver’s license and vehicle registration. What the officer discovered next was beyond belief – the woman had lost her license four times for drunk driving and had stolen the car she was driving. But things took an even darker turn when she casually admitted to having killed and dismembered the car owner, with the body parts in plastic bags in the trunk of the car. Find out what happened next in this jaw-droppingly funny story…
Save this to your funny stories collection so you can tell your friends on a road trip!
Another of my Favorite Short Comedy Stories
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If you want to read a hilarious and unexpected story, you won’t believe what happened to this couple on their way out for a night of dinner and theater! They had just finished getting ready when their cat ran inside, putting a wrench in their plans. But when the husband went to retrieve the cat, things got out of hand. He came back to the taxi visibly flustered, with a crazy story to tell. You won’t believe what he did to get that cat out of the house! Read on to find out what happened next…
The taxi driver will have a fun story to tell his family after his shift!
Comedy Story Gold Right Here
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Looking for a funny story that will leave you on the edge of your seat? This one is sure to shock you and then leave you in stitches! A man was arrested for creeping out a pregnant woman on a bus, but his explanation to the judge was absolutely golden. You won’t believe what he said when asked to explain himself in court!
man gets arrested for creeping this lady out on a bus. His explanation to the judge was golden.
a lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
she noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
she immediately moved to another seat.
this time the smile on the man’s face turned into a grin,
so she moved again.
the man seemed even more amused now.
when she moved the fourth time, the man burst out laughing.
the pregnant lady complained the driver and the driver had the man arrested.
when the case came up in court a few days later,
the judge asked the man (who was about 20 years old),
“what do you have to say for yourself? ”
the man replied,
“well your honor, it was like this:
when the lady got on the bus, i couldn’t help but notice her condition.
she sat down under a sign that said, the double mint twins are coming, and so i grinned.
then she moved and sat under a sign that said, logan’s liniment will reduce the swelling.
and i had to smile.
then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, william’s big stick did the trick.
and i could hardly contain myself.
but, your honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said,
goodyear rubber could have prevented this accident!
i just lost it. ”
case dismissed
Sure he got arrested, but he’ll have the best of funny short stories to tell his grandkids!
One of the Best Funny Irish Jokes Ever
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Looking for a good laugh? This Irish joke is pure gold! Two blokes at a London pub discover they’re both from Ireland, and things get hilariously coincidental from there. One of them is from Dublin and lived on McCleary Street, while the other is from the same area and went to St. Mary’s school. And, to top it all off, they both graduated in 1964! The joke is so good that even the bartender can’t help but shake his head. Get ready for a good laugh and read on for the full story!
the best irish joke ever. This is gold
the men were smiling next to each other at murphy’s pub in london
after a while, one bloke looks at the other and says,
“i can’t help but think, from listening to you,
that you’re from ireland”.
the other bloke responds proudly.
“yes, that i am! ”
the first one says,
“so am i! And where about from ireland might you be? ”
the other bloke answers,
“i’m from dublin. I am. ”
the first one responds,
“so am i! ”
“mother mary and begora. And what street did you live on in dublin? ”
the other bloke say,
“a lovely little area it was. I lived on mccleary street in the old central part of town. ”
the first one says,
“faith and it’s a small world. So did i!
and to what school would you have been going? ”
the other bloke answers,
“well now, i went to st. Mary’s, of course. ”
the first one gets really excited and says,
“and so did i. Tell me, what year did you graduate? ”
the other bloke answers,
“well now, let’s see, i graduated in 1964. ”
the first one exclaims,
“the good lord must be smiling down upon us!
i can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same place tonight.
can you believe it?
i graduated from st. Mary’s in 1964 my own self! ”
about this time, vicky walks up to the bar, sits down and orders a drink.
brian, the barman, walks over to vicky, shaking his head and mutters,
“it’s going to be a long night tonight. ”
vicky asks,
“why do you say that, brian? ”
“the murphy twins are drunk again. ”
This crazy twins story is pure funny short story comedy.