15 Really Funny Short Stories

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Short Funny Story about an Old Ladies’ Roadtrip as text

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Funny Short Stories for flights as text

Funny story about a woman who confesses to murder as text

Funny story that terrified my cab driver as text

Man Gets Arrested For Creeping This Lady Out on a Bus. His Explanation to the Judge was Golden.
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile on the man’s face turned into a grin,
so she moved again.
The man seemed even more amused now.
When she moved the fourth time, the man burst out laughing.
The pregnant lady complained the driver and the driver had the man arrested.
When the case came up in court a few days later,
the judge asked the man (who was about 20 years old),
“What do you have to say for yourself?”
The man replied,
“Well your Honor, it was like this:
when the lady got on the bus, I couldn’t help but notice her condition.
She sat down under a sign that said, THE DOUBLE MINT TWINS ARE COMING, and so I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, LOGAN’S LINIMENT WILL REDUCE THE SWELLING.
And I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, WILLIAM’S BIG STICK DID THE TRICK.
And I could hardly contain myself.
But, your honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said,
GOODYEAR RUBBER COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS ACCIDENT!
I just lost it.”
CASE DISMISSED

The Best Irish Joke Ever. This is Gold
The men were smiling next to each other at Murphy’s Pub in London
After a while, one bloke looks at the other and says,
“I can’t help but think, from listening to you,
that you’re from Ireland”.
The other bloke responds proudly.
“Yes, that I am!”
The first one says,
“So am I! And where about from Ireland might you be?”
The other bloke answers,
“I’m from Dublin. I am.”
The first one responds,
“So am I!”
“Mother Mary and begora. And what street did you live on in Dublin?”
The other bloke say,
“A lovely little area it was. I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town.”
The first one says,
“Faith and it’s a small world. So did I!
And to what school would you have been going?”
The other bloke answers,
“Well now, I went to St. Mary’s, of course.”
The first one gets really excited and says,
“And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?”
The other bloke answers,
“Well now, let’s see, I graduated in 1964.”
The first one exclaims,
“The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us!
I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same place tonight.
Can you believe it?
I graduated from St. Mary’s in 1964 my own self!”
About this time, Vicky walks up to the bar, sits down and orders a drink.
Brian, the barman, walks over to Vicky, shaking his head and mutters,
“It’s going to be a long night tonight.”
Vicky asks,
“Why do you say that, Brian?”
“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”