18 Funny Quotes, Jokes, and Sarcastic Sayings

18 Funny Quotes, Jokes, and Sarcastic Sayings

Ouch.

 

 

He was an artist.

 

 

This could possibly be the best saying?

 

 

Like..seriously?

 

 

Get my hopes dashed more efficiently.

 

 

No one wants that.

 

 

Will I?

 

 

And even that is sporadic.

 

 

They never will.

 

 

Yes.

 

 

Give me those snacks.

 

 

Change your flight plans.

 

 

We need to know.

 

 

It slipped away!

 

 

That’s the ticket.

 

 

Um…

 

 

Or eat the eats.

 

 

Or that time you said “you too” to the movie ticket taker who told you to enjoy your movie?