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26 Hilarious Sayings and Quotes to Share
Funnyquote Assholepost

But if you think it’s about you…maybe you should think about what you did?



Funnyquote Devilanangel

I don’t even know.



Funnyquote Flyingfuck

Red Bull gives you carry you away from all of this!



Funnyquote Idontneedanger

That’s on them though. 



Funnyquote Imniceas Just giving them what they deserve.



Funnyquote Innerbitch

She’s a feisty one, yep!



Funnyquote Inwordshowmuch

I could try but it’s not worth it. 



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Funnyquote Notaintrovert

See? I like to be myself.



Funnyquote Pissmeofflikeican

I’m my own worst enemy.



Funnyquote Pissoffaries

Aries ladies mean business.



Funnyquote Thoughtoyou

Stop being in my mind!



Funnyquote Walkawayfromanyone

Beautiful walks away from every living soul.




Funnyquotes Winewoman

Right now, I need this wine.



Funnyquote Walkamile

It feels so so good.



Funnyquote Truthteller

And if you don’t know them, well, then you should’ve.



Funnyquote Runningoutofpeople

And constantly running into people I don’t like?



Funnyquote Rumors

I had no idea my life was so interesting!



Funnyquote Prettysure Pretty sure it’s going to be like that the whole rest of it too.



Funnyquote Pissmeoff

So think carefully.



Funnyquote Notgossip

Loudly sharing our opinions. I mean, everyone has opinions, right?



Funnyquote Ififedoesntbreak

That’s life for ya!



Funnyquote Datingisfun And let it destroy you in kind.



Funnyquote Bestmorning

Damn those productive people who do things in the morning.



Funnyquote Bestcarbs Most of them are carbs.



Funnyquote Aliensfly

This hilarious irony was lost on this comical genius came up with this word!



Funnyquote Admitmylevel

As long as I’m comfortable with it and know it, then that’s all that matters.

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