21 Funny Minion Quotes About Life You’ll Love
No, I don’t have this time.
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Guess which one wins?
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What was it? Oh…no..
![Funny Minion Quotes About Life Coffee Love](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-coffee-love.jpg)
Every morning i long to hold you.
i need you, i want you, i have to have you.
your warmth, your smell, your taste..
ohh coffee, i love you!!!
Coffee, you’re the one for me.
![Funny Minion Quotes About Life Choices](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minon-3-million.jpg)
No cell phone, no facebook, no computer access, no wifi.
for 3 months and you get $3 million, could you do this?
Yes!
![Funny Minion Quotes About Life Goofy Stuff](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-age-goofy-stuff.jpg)
You’re never too old to do goofy stuff.
So go have fun.
![Funny Minion Quotes About Life Wisdom](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-age-wisdom.jpg)
I’m still waiting patiently for the wisdom
that supposedly comes with old age.
anyone else?
It’s coming…right?
![Funny Minion Quotes About Life Problems](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-cant-be-solved.jpg)
If a problem can be solved,
no need to worry about it.
if a problem can not be solved
what is the use of worrying?
I broke my brain.
![Funny Minion Quotes About Life Getting Old](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-classic.jpg)
I’m not getting old,
i’m just becoming a classic.
Aging nicely.
![Funny Minion Quotes About Life Getting Old](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-getting-old-ache.jpg)
You know you’re getting old,
when you feel bad in the morning without having had
any fun the night before!
Ridiculous.
![Funny Minion Quotes About Life Nostalgia](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-ice-cream-spoon.jpg)
Who remembers these ice cream cups with wooden spoons!
I do!
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You know you are old when your childhood toys
are now in a museum.
Oh no.
![Funny Minion Quotes About Life Growing Up](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-over-50.jpg)
If you haven’t grown up by the age of 50
you don’t have to!
Good news!
![Funny Minion Quotes About Life Facebook](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-facebook-like.jpg)
Facebook is killing meaningful communication.
like.
or…love?
![Funny Minion Quotes About Life Not Me](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-whatvever-it-is.jpg)
Whatever it is…
i didn’t do it.
Don’t blame me.
![Funny Minion Quotes About Life Songs](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-ilikesong.jpg)
Dear person blasting music from their car while they drive by:
wait! I like that song,
come back!
Why you have to leave?
![Funny Minion Quotes About Life Actual Lyrics](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-my-version.jpg)
Sometimes when i find out the actual lyrics to a song,
i discover that i like my version better.
Yep, so much better.
![Funny Minion Quotes About Life Deja Vu](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-dont-know.jpg)
Does anyone see things in their dreams
and then later in life see the exact same thing
and freak out for a couple of seconds?
Oh that’s terrifying.
![Funny Minion Quotes About Life Headphones](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-headphones.jpg)
That annoying moment when you have to keep removing
your headphones because someone keeps talking to you.
Why?
![Funny Minion Quotes About Life Approval](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-i-am-who.jpg)
I am who i am.
your approval is not needed.
So not needed.
![Funny Minion Quotes About Life Lost Number](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-ilost-number.jpg)
Yeah, i lost your number.
i lost it when i deleted it.
That’s what happens.
![Funny Minion Quotes About Life Toes](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-purpose-of-toes.jpg)
I just found out what the purpose of toes are.
to find furniture in the dark,
and scream at the top of my lungs!
Or be be bitten by cats.