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Originally posted on March 10, 2018 @ 8:38 pm

21 Funny Minion Quotes About Life You’ll Love

Funny Minion Quotes About Life - Usb

Life is too short to remove USB safely.

No, I don’t have this time.

Guess which one wins?

What was it? Oh…no..

Funny Minion Quotes About Life - Coffee Love

Every morning I long to hold you.
I need you, I want you, I have to have you.
Your warmth, your smell, your taste..
Ohh Coffee, I LOVE YOU!!!

Coffee, you’re the one for me.

Funny Minion Quotes About Life - Choices

No cell phone, no facebook, no computer access, no wifi.
For 3 months and you get $3 million, could you do this?

Yes!

Funny Minion Quotes About Life - Goofy Stuff

You’re never too old to do goofy stuff.

So go have fun.

Funny Minion Quotes About Life - Wisdom

I’m still waiting patiently for the wisdom
that supposedly comes with old age.
Anyone else?

It’s coming…right?

Funny Minion Quotes About Life - Problems

If a problem can be solved,
no need to worry about it.
If a problem can not be solved
what is the use of worrying?

I broke my brain.

Funny Minion Quotes About Life - Getting Old

I’m not getting old,
I’m just becoming a classic.

Aging nicely.

Funny Minion Quotes About Life - Getting Old

You know you’re getting old,
when you feel bad in the morning without having had
any fun the night before!

Ridiculous.

Funny Minion Quotes About Life - Nostalgia

Who remembers these ice cream cups with wooden spoons!

I do!

Funny Minion Quotes About Life - Aging

You know you are old when your childhood toys
are now in a museum.

Oh no.

Funny Minion Quotes About Life - Growing Up

If you haven’t grown up by the age of 50
you don’t have to!

Good news!

Funny Minion Quotes About Life - Facebook

Facebook is killing meaningful communication.
Like.

or…love?

Funny Minion Quotes About Life - Not Me

Whatever it is…
I didn’t do it.

Don’t blame me.

Funny Minion Quotes About Life - Songs

Dear person blasting music from their car while they drive by:
Wait! I like that song,
Come Back!

Why you have to leave?

Funny Minion Quotes About Life - Actual Lyrics

Sometimes when I find out the actual lyrics to a song,
I discover that I like my version better.

Yep, so much better.

Funny Minion Quotes About Life - Deja Vu

Does anyone see things in their dreams
and then later in life see the exact same thing
and freak out for a couple of seconds?

Oh that’s terrifying.

Funny Minion Quotes About Life - Headphones

That annoying moment when you have to keep removing
your headphones because someone keeps talking to you.

Why?

Funny Minion Quotes About Life - Approval

I am who I am.
Your approval is not needed.

So not needed.

Funny Minion Quotes About Life - Lost Number

Yeah, I lost your number.
I lost it when I deleted it.

That’s what happens.

Funny Minion Quotes About Life - Toes

I just found out what the purpose of toes are.
To find furniture in the dark,
and scream at the top of my lungs!

Or be be bitten by cats.

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