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Originally posted on March 11, 2018 @ 1:33 pm

23 Funny Quotes About Life to Laugh At

Funny Quotes about Life - adult

I’m an adult but more like an adult cat…
Like someone should probably take care of me
but I can also sorta make it on my own.

I sleep a lot too.

Funny Quotes about Life - dorothy

Like dorothy, I attract men who are brainless,
heartless, or cowards.

Funny quotes about life that rings a little too true.

Funny Quotes about Life - great advice

Do you ever sit there giving great advice
and just think to yourself why the f*ck am I so messed up
when I give the greatest advice?

Yup, guess I just tell people what not to do!

Funny Quotes about Life - busier

Nobody is busier than a person not interested in you.
Let me close the fridge, I’ll call you back.

My advice is the best!

Funny Quotes about Life - wine

If at first you don’t succeed,
try drinking a glass of wine.
You’ll be amazed at how much less you care.

Funny quotes about life to live by.

Funny Quotes about Life - bad boys

What’s sexier than a bad boy?
A grown-a** man with his sh*t together.

Get it together!

Funny Quotes about Life - best wishes

May your coffee be hot
and your eyeliner be even.

Game. Face.

Funny Quotes about Life - coffee

Before coffee, I’m a hot mess.
After? I’m a wide awake hot mess.
So there’s that.
Nanea Hoffman

Funny quotes about life that just hits the spot!

Funny Quotes about Life - time for food

Making food: 1 hour.
Eating food: 20 seconds.
Washing Dishes: Never Ending.

So it seems.

Funny Quotes about Life - normal

Me? Normal?
How dare you insult me like that?!

I’m not normal!

Funny Quotes about Life - middle finger

Sometimes there are no words to describe
how we feel about some people.
Thang god he gave us the

A little rude but yes.

Funny Quote about Life - enemies

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
Napoleon Bonaparte

Sage yet funny quotes about life from a great conquerer.

Funny quote about life - monsters at night

Son: Mom, can I sleep with you? I’m scared.
Me: No, I can’t risk the monster following you
inton my room and killing me.

Me as a parent?

Funny quote about life - other half

I’m not searching for my other half because I’m not a half.

I’m whole.

Funny quote for life - reason to look down

You’re the reason I look down at my phone and smile.
And then walk into a pole.

Or a door.

Funny quote for life - todaying

That’s enough todaying for today.
I’m done.

My quote for every weekday… Here are some quotes for the weekend!.

Funny quote about life - knowledge and wisdom

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Be very wise.

Funny quote about life - toddler

Toddler (n.)
Emotionally unstable pint-sized dictator
with the uncanny ability to known exactly how far
to push you towards utter insanity before reverting
to a loveable creature.


Funny quote about life - fake smiling

If it requires fake smiling, I probably won’t come.


Funny quote about life - sleeping

When people see you laying down with your eyes closed,
they still ask “Are you sleeping?”
“No, I’m training to die.”


Funny quote for life - turning the page

You turned the page.
I burned the book.

That’s one way to put it.

Funny quote for life - sarcasm

I know I don’t have to be sarcastic,
but the world has given me so much material to work with..
I would hate to be wasteful.

Thank you!

Funny quote about life - waiting in line

“Can I help you?”
“No, I just waited in line for 30 minutes to say hi”.


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