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23 Funny Quotes About Life to Laugh At

Funny Quotes About Life  Adult

I’m an adult but more like an adult cat…
like someone should probably take care of me
but i can also sorta make it on my own.

I sleep a lot too.

Funny Quotes About Life  Dorothy

Like dorothy, i attract men who are brainless,
heartless, or cowards.

Funny quotes about life that rings a little too true.

Funny Quotes About Life  Great Advice

Do you ever sit there giving great advice
and just think to yourself why the f*ck am i so messed up
when i give the greatest advice?

Yup, guess I just tell people what not to do!

Funny Quotes About Life  Busier

Nobody is busier than a person not interested in you.
let me close the fridge, i’ll call you back.

My advice is the best!

Funny Quotes About Life  Wine

If at first you don’t succeed,
try drinking a glass of wine.
you’ll be amazed at how much less you care.

Funny quotes about life to live by.

Funny Quotes About Life  Bad Boys

What’s sexier than a bad boy?
a grown-a** man with his sh*t together.

Get it together!

Funny Quotes About Life  Best Wishes

May your coffee be hot
and your eyeliner be even.

Game. Face.

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Funny Quotes About Life  Coffee

Before coffee, i’m a hot mess.
after? I’m a wide awake hot mess.
so there’s that.
nanea hoffman

Funny quotes about life that just hits the spot!

Funny Quotes About Life  Time For Food

Making food: 1 hour.
eating food: 20 seconds.
washing dishes: never ending.

So it seems.

Funny Quotes About Life  Normal

Me? Normal?
how dare you insult me like that?!

I’m not normal!

Funny Quotes About Life  Middle Finger

Sometimes there are no words to describe
how we feel about some people.
thang god he gave us the
middle finger.

A little rude but yes.

Funny Quote About Life  Enemies

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
napoleon bonaparte

Sage yet funny quotes about life from a great conquerer.

Funny Quote About Life  Monsters At Night

Son: mom, can i sleep with you? I’m scared.
me: no, i can’t risk the monster following you
inton my room and killing me.

Me as a parent?

Funny Quote About Life  Other Half

I’m not searching for my other half because i’m not a half.

I’m whole.

Funny Quote For Life  Reason To Look Down

You’re the reason i look down at my phone and smile.
and then walk into a pole.

Or a door.

Funny Quote For Life  Todaying

That’s enough todaying for today.
i’m done.

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Funny Quote About Life  Knowledge And Wisdom

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Be very wise.

Funny Quote About Life  Toddler

Toddler (n. )
emotionally unstable pint-sized dictator
with the uncanny ability to known exactly how far
to push you towards utter insanity before reverting
to a loveable creature.


Funny Quote About Life  Fake Smiling

If it requires fake smiling, i probably won’t come.


Funny Quote About Life  Sleeping

When people see you laying down with your eyes closed,
they still ask “are you sleeping? ”
“no, i’m training to die. ”


Funny Quote For Life  Turning The Page

You turned the page.
i burned the book.

That’s one way to put it.

Funny Quote For Life  Sarcasm

I know i don’t have to be sarcastic,
but the world has given me so much material to work with..
i would hate to be wasteful.

Thank you!

Funny Quote About Life  Waiting In Line

“can i help you? ”
“no, i just waited in line for 30 minutes to say hi”.


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