24 Funny Minion Wisdom Quotes
A person who always disturbs you is the person who always loves you.
Treasure them!
Due to unfortunate circumstances, i am awake.
It’s sad.
Every morning i wake up, i am blessed.
no matter how much drama is in my life or how much pain
my body may be in,
i know god is watching over me.
So blessed.
You know your family has issues
when they delete you as a friend on facebook.
How could you?
Friendship isn’t about whom you’ve known the longest
it’s about who came and never left your side.
Yep.
Yeah, it is possible for me to behave.
i just don’t want to!
SO there!
Don’t worry about what people say behind your back.
they are the people who are finding faults in your life
instead of fixing their own.
Ignore them.
You don’t have to be skinny to be sexy or beautiful…
beauty is the size of your heart not the size of your jeans.
Remember.
That awkward moment when someone skinnier than you says
i’m so fat.
and you just stand there like…
Just ignore it.
Some people will hurt you and then act like you hurt them.
So disappointing.
Don’t carry your mistakes around with you.
instead, place them under your feet and use them
as stepping stones to rise above them!
Rise above them.
Tell me!
Let’s hear it for all the girls that grew up running around barefoot
jumping in mud puddles and not afraid to act like one of the boys.
You be you.
I’ve decided to leave my past behind me,
so if i owe you money…
i’m sorry, but i’ve moved on.
It’s time.
It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye!!!
Is that how the minions happened?
Don’t rush me.
i’m still deciding whether to be productive today or not!
Survey says..
Thank god you posted a new selfie!
it’s been several hours, i was beginning to think you’d died!
JK.
When i’m bored, nobody texts me.
when i’m busy bam!
i’m the most popular person on the planet!
Why so many texts?
I don’t like to call it revenge…
returning the favor sounds nicer.
Muhaha.
Not happy with your life, make some changes;
things not going your way, change your directions;
can’t find happiness in others, look within yourself.
Take the reins.
There’s a fine line between crazy and free spirited
and it’s usually a prescription.
You got this though.
When i was younger, $20 felt like $100, now $20 feels like $1.
Oh yes.
Laugh when you can,
apologize when you should
and let go of what you can’t change…
Let it go. All of it.
Let’s watch a scary movie!
*hours later*
dude walk me to the bathroom…
You first.