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Originally posted on February 27, 2018 @ 4:29 pm

24 Funny Sayings About Life

Funny Sayings About Life - Relationship Wrecker Alarm

Me and my bed are perfect for each other,
but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.

Jealous!

Funny Sayings About Life - Backwards

My day starts backwards…
I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.

Funny sayings about life that are so true.

 

Funny Sayings About Life - Electric Bill Not Paid

The face you make
when you didn’t pay the electric bill.

 

Ooops.

Funny Sayings About Life - Need A Hug

I NEED A
HUGe amount of money.

Or a small amount.

Funny Sayings About Life - Marriage

Marriage:
When dating goes too far.

Ha.

Funny Sayings About Life - Exercise

Exercise: Some motivation required.

It might work.

Funny Sayings About Life - Regret

When people tell me “You’re going to regret that in the morning,”
I sleep in until noon because I’m a problem solver.

Yeah!

Funny Sayings About Life - Feeling In Your Stomach

That feeling you get in your stomach
when you see him FOOD…

Oh food.

Funny Sayings About Life - Abs

I WANT
ABSolutely everybook, ever.

Accurate.

Funny Sayings About Life - Kale

The best part about kale
is not eating it.

It taste like smushy trees.

Funny Sayings About Life - Negativity

Surround yourself with tacos
not NEGATIVITY.

Tacos love you.

Funny Sayings About Life - 2 Tools

You need only two tools in life:
WD-40 and Duct tape.
If it doesn’t move and should, use WD-40
If it moves and shouldn’t, use Duct Tape.

Funny sayings about life I hear from dads and grandpas!

Funny Sayings About Life - Friends

It’s hard to find a friend who is:
95% Talented
96% Funny
98% Loving
99% Intelligent
and 100% Sweet…
So don’t you dare…
lose me!!

I’m rare!

Funny Sayings About Life - Sunrise

There is no sunrise so beautiful
that it is worth waking me up to see it.
-Mindy Kaling

True.

Funny Sayings About Life - Love Is Blind

If love is blind,
why is lingerie so popular?
Dorothy Parker

An oldie but goodie.

Funny Sayings About Life - Monday Optional

Monday
SHOULD BE
Optional.

Can it be? But then Tuesday would become Monday…

Funny Sayings About Life - Personal Information

I’m not worried about the NSA seeing my personal information
since I already post all of it on Facebook.

Enjoy 3893835 pictures of my cat.

Funny Sayings About Life - Sex

I was offered sex today with a Victoria’s Secret model.
In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind
of bathroom cleaner on my Facebook page.
Of course I declined because I am a person of high moral
standards and strong will power.
Just as strong as Ajax, the incredibly strong bathroom cleanser.
Now available in lemon scent and vanilla.

I see what you did there.

Funny Sayings About Life - Vodka

Today is the kind of day where I wash vodka came out of my shower.

Science the sh*t out of this like now!

Funny Sayings About Life - Video Games

If people were influenced by video games,
then the majority of facebook users would be farmers by now.

Oh gosh, remember Farmville?

Funny Sayings About Life - Facebook

If I have learned one thing since joining FACEBOOK
it’s that I am not nearly as messed up as I thought I was!

See, it’s useful!

Funny Sayings About Life - 99 Bobby Pins

I’ve got 99 bobby pins
but I can’t find one.

Truer funny sayings about life had never been said!

Funny Sayings About Life - Sallie Mae

The only college friend you’ll have
for the rest of your life is Sallie Mae.

They’ll be there for you…

Funny Sayings About Life - White Teeth

If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

Blinding!

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