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Originally posted on April 14, 2018 @ 11:28 am

25 Really Funny Minion Quotes to Love and Share

And that’s when you know what to do with that friendship or relationship.

Really Funny Minion Quotes - Angel Wings

I try to wear my angel wings everyday.
But sometimes I’d like to take them off
and beat somebody with them!

It can’t be angelic all the time!

Super Funny Minion Quotes - I Can Be

I can be:
*weird *serious
*silly *outgoing
*wild *sweet
*funny *kind
*dramatic *sarcastic
*creative *romantic
but really, I’m just me…

Just be you.

Super Funny Minion Quote - Women

Just a women?
Oh, hell no!
I am a big cup of wonderful,
covered in awesome sauce,
with a splash of b*tch,
and a dash of crazy.
You be sure to remember that!

Yep.

Super Funny Minion Quote - Santa Called

Santa called!
He wants his weather back.
Please!

Please stop being winter

Super Funny Minion Memes - Weird Faces

Making weird faces in photos
because it is better to look ugly on purpose.

Have your fun.

Super Funny Minion Meme - Brain Size

Why do people with brains the size of peas
have mouths the size of watermelons?

hmm.

Super Funny Minion Quotes - Laziness

Laziness is the mother of all bad habits.
But ultimately she’s a mother
and we should respect her.

And give in to her!

Super Funny Minion Quotes - Female

I’m a Female.
Fe = Iron
Male = Man
Therefore I’m Iron Man.

Science.

Super Funny Minion Quotes - Annoyed

Have you ever just looked at someone
and automatically felt annoyed?

You know you have.

Super Funny Minion Quotes - Sleep

I wish I could sleep but my ADD kicks in and…
one sheep, two sheep, cow, turtle
duck, old McDonald had a farm…
hey Macarena.

Eeieiio.

Super Funny Minion Quotes - Obsession

Sometimes the best thing you can do is not think,
not wonder, not imagine, not obsess.
Just breathe and have faith that everything
will work out for the best.

It will.

Super Funny Minion Quotes - Good Morning

My idea of a good morning
is one when I open my eyes,
take a deep breath,
then go back to sleep…

Ahhh.

Super Funny Minion Quotes - Best Friend

A best friend is someone who loves you
when you forgot to love yourself.

Thank you.

Super Funny Minion Quotes - Confident People

You can determine how confident people are by listening
to what they don’t say about themselves.

It tells you everything.

Super Funny Minion Quotes - Camping

I desperately want to go camping this summer…
preferably in a hotel, with a pool, and a spa!

I’ll rough it. It doesn’t have to have WiFi.

Super Funny Minion Quotes - Busy Day

I just had a super busy day today
converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

Very busy.

Super Funny Minion Quotes - Strong Person

Yes I am a strong person,
but every now and then,
I also need someone to take my hand
and say everything will be ok!

Everyone does.

Super Funny Minion Quotes - I Lift

Yeah I lift…
Slices of bacon into my mouth.

Mmm.

Super Funny Minion Quotes - Fun

Have some fun with your life…
Call in sick to places you don’t even work at.

Confuse them.

Super Funny Minion Quotes - Awesome

There is no “U” in awesome…
But there is a “Me”.

Here you go.

Super Funny Minion Quotes - Tell Your Mom

When I was a kid…
I’m gonna tell your mom
was the scariest sentence ever.

A scary threat.

Super Funny Minion Quotes - Coffee

Coffee:
The starter fluid for the morning impaired.

Helps you get going.

Super Funny Minion Quotes - Jello On Wall

Dealing with some people
is like trying to nail jello to a wall.

You can’t.

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