25 Really Funny Minion Quotes to Love and Share
And that’s when you know what to do with that friendship or relationship.
I try to wear my angel wings everyday.
but sometimes i’d like to take them off
and beat somebody with them!
It can’t be angelic all the time!
I can be:
*weird *serious
*silly *outgoing
*wild *sweet
*funny *kind
*dramatic *sarcastic
*creative *romantic
but really, i’m just me…
Just be you.
Just a women?
oh, hell no!
i am a big cup of wonderful,
covered in awesome sauce,
with a splash of b*tch,
and a dash of crazy.
you be sure to remember that!
Yep.
Santa called!
he wants his weather back.
please!
Please stop being winter.
Making weird faces in photos
because it is better to look ugly on purpose.
Have your fun.
Why do people with brains the size of peas
have mouths the size of watermelons?
hmm.
Laziness is the mother of all bad habits.
but ultimately she’s a mother
and we should respect her.
And give in to her!
Science.
Have you ever just looked at someone
and automatically felt annoyed?
You know you have.
I wish i could sleep but my add kicks in and…
one sheep, two sheep, cow, turtle
duck, old mcdonald had a farm…
hey macarena.
Eeieiio.
Sometimes the best thing you can do is not think,
not wonder, not imagine, not obsess.
just breathe and have faith that everything
will work out for the best.
It will.
My idea of a good morning
is one when i open my eyes,
take a deep breath,
then go back to sleep…
Ahhh.
A best friend is someone who loves you
when you forgot to love yourself.
Thank you.
You can determine how confident people are by listening
to what they don’t say about themselves.
It tells you everything.
I desperately want to go camping this summer…
preferably in a hotel, with a pool, and a spa!
I’ll rough it. It doesn’t have to have WiFi.
I just had a super busy day today
converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
Very busy.
Yes i am a strong person,
but every now and then,
i also need someone to take my hand
and say everything will be ok!
Everyone does.
Yeah i lift…
slices of bacon into my mouth.
Mmm.
Have some fun with your life…
call in sick to places you don’t even work at.
Confuse them.
There is no “u” in awesome…
but there is a “me”.
Here you go.
When i was a kid…
i’m gonna tell your mom
was the scariest sentence ever.
A scary threat.
Coffee:
the starter fluid for the morning impaired.
Helps you get going.
Dealing with some people
is like trying to nail jello to a wall.
You can’t.