26 Funny and Snarky Quotes

A pretty good combination, you have to say.


Me and my snarky self are going to be fine but….

There’s no crying with MAC mascara!

I’ll take $50 too.



My first album could be called “Always.”


I could’ve told them that. Tragic but real.

Was that the answer they were looking for? I don’t think so.

Seriously, who asked for you to arrive, Monday?

Do you know the answer yet?

Me: I’m old. So…old.

Don’t worry, I’ll fill you in.

It’s the only way to get through all of this.

Going to be its QUEEN.


Food on Friday? You had me at Food!

Best trip ever.

I don’t want to see people. That’s why I’m at home.

They need a show on HGTV.

Those sneaky little critters!

Little devils, I know something was up.

I call it the “I don’t care” plan.

You can bet I’m going to blush at that price.