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TFB Short Clips

Originally posted on September 28, 2017 @ 12:01 pm

26 Funny and Snarky Quotes

A pretty good combination, you have to say.


I’m pretty resourceful and I think of all of my options. Alcohol is one of them.


Me and my snarky self are going to be fine but….


There’s no crying with MAC mascara!


I’ll take $50 too.


Please don’t test my threats.


And loving it! 


My first album could be called “Always.”


All the things are due..time to do them all NOW.


I could’ve told them that. Tragic but real.


Was that the answer they were looking for? I don’t think so.


Seriously, who asked for you to arrive, Monday?


Do you know the answer yet?


Me: I’m old. So…old.


Don’t worry, I’ll fill you in.


It’s the only way to get through all of this.


Going to be its QUEEN.


Brushing it and wearing it down, yep, I made the effort. Lip gloss? I’m going all out.


Food on Friday? You had me at Food!


Best trip ever.


I don’t want to see people. That’s why I’m at home.


They need a show on HGTV. 


Those sneaky little critters!

Little devils, I know something was up.


I call it the “I don’t care” plan.


You can bet I’m going to blush at that price.


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