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Originally posted on September 28, 2017 @ 12:01 pm

26 Funny and Snarky Quotes

A pretty good combination, you have to say.

 

I’m pretty resourceful and I think of all of my options. Alcohol is one of them.

 

Me and my snarky self are going to be fine but….

 

There’s no crying with MAC mascara!

 

I’ll take $50 too.

 

Please don’t test my threats.

 

And loving it! 

 

My first album could be called “Always.”

 

All the things are due..time to do them all NOW.

 

I could’ve told them that. Tragic but real.

 

Was that the answer they were looking for? I don’t think so.

 

Seriously, who asked for you to arrive, Monday?

 

Do you know the answer yet?

 

Me: I’m old. So…old.

 

Don’t worry, I’ll fill you in.

 

It’s the only way to get through all of this.

 

Going to be its QUEEN.

 

Brushing it and wearing it down, yep, I made the effort. Lip gloss? I’m going all out.

 

Food on Friday? You had me at Food!

 

Best trip ever.

 

I don’t want to see people. That’s why I’m at home.

 

They need a show on HGTV. 

 

Those sneaky little critters!

Little devils, I know something was up.

 

I call it the “I don’t care” plan.

 

You can bet I’m going to blush at that price.

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