26 Funny and Snarky Quotes
A pretty good combination, you have to say.
I’m pretty resourceful and I think of all of my options. Alcohol is one of them.
Me and my snarky self are going to be fine but….
There’s no crying with MAC mascara!
I’ll take $50 too.
Please don’t test my threats.
And loving it!
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My first album could be called “Always.”
All the things are due..time to do them all NOW.
I could’ve told them that. Tragic but real.
Was that the answer they were looking for? I don’t think so.
Seriously, who asked for you to arrive, Monday?
Do you know the answer yet?
Me: I’m old. So…old.
Don’t worry, I’ll fill you in.
It’s the only way to get through all of this.
Going to be its QUEEN.
Brushing it and wearing it down, yep, I made the effort. Lip gloss? I’m going all out.
Food on Friday? You had me at Food!
Best trip ever.
I don’t want to see people. That’s why I’m at home.
They need a show on HGTV.
Those sneaky little critters!
Little devils, I know something was up.
I call it the “I don’t care” plan.
You can bet I’m going to blush at that price.