26 Funny and Snarky Quotes
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A pretty good combination, you have to say.
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Me and my snarky self are going to be fine but….
![Quote Whenmascara](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/quote-whenmascara.jpg)
There’s no crying with MAC mascara!
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I’ll take $50 too.
![Quote Todayimwearing](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/quote-todayimwearing.jpg)
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My first album could be called “Always.”
![Quote Productivelastminute](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/quote-productivelastminute.jpg)
![Quote Negativepatience](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/quote-negativepatience.jpg)
I could’ve told them that. Tragic but real.
![Quote Mostlymistakes](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/quote-mostlymistakes.jpg)
Was that the answer they were looking for? I don’t think so.
![Quote Mondayperson](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/quote-mondayperson.jpg)
Seriously, who asked for you to arrive, Monday?
![Quote Momsaid](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/quote-momsaid.jpg)
Do you know the answer yet?
![Quote Mescrubs](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/quote-mescrubs.jpg)
Me: I’m old. So…old.
![Quote Karmalist](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/quote-karmalist.jpg)
Don’t worry, I’ll fill you in.
![Quote Jenga](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/quote-jenga.jpg)
It’s the only way to get through all of this.
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Going to be its QUEEN.
![Quote Hairdowneffort](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/quote-hairdowneffort.jpg)
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Food on Friday? You had me at Food!
![Quote Followedfridge](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/quote-followedfridge.jpg)
Best trip ever.
![Quote Doorbell](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/quote-doorbell.jpg)
I don’t want to see people. That’s why I’m at home.
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They need a show on HGTV.
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Those sneaky little critters!
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Little devils, I know something was up.
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I call it the “I don’t care” plan.
![Quote 30Blush](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/quote-30blush.jpg)
You can bet I’m going to blush at that price.