28 Hilarious Minion Quotes with Attitude
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Next time someone asks you how much you weigh
tell them one hundred and sexy.
Yeah!
![Hilarious Minion Quotes With Attitude Minion Love Story](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-banana.jpeg)
A minion and his banana;
still a better love story than twilight.
Sure is!
![Hilarious Minions Quote With Attitude Life'S Too Short](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-be-stupid-crazy.jpg)
Be crazy, be stupid, be weird, be silly.
be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy.
Just be who you’re going to be.
![Hilarious Minion Quotes With Attitude Kidnap](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-bring-me-back.jpg)
I don’t have to worry about getting kidnapped.
they would bring me back in less than an hour!
They would be so annoyed.
![Hilarious Minion Quotes With Attitude Game Of Yell](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-call-mom.jpg)
My mom likes to play this game called:
yell from four rooms away and get upset when i can’t hear her!
Everyone’s mom played that game.
![Hilarious Minion Quotes With Attitude Facebook Notifications](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-delete-me.jpg)
I wish facebook would notify me when people delete me.
that way i can like it.
Thanks for sticking around while you did!
![Hilarious Minion Quotes With Attitude Video Games](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-fighting-game.jpg)
When i play a fighting game,
i press random buttons and hope for the best.
A, A, B, C, and what next?
![Hilarious Minion Quote With Attitude F Words](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-friday-favorite-word.jpeg)
Friday is my second favorite f-word.
my first is food.
definitely food.
Free is pretty good too.
![Hilarious Minion Quote With Attitude Mcdonalds Menu](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-hot-dogs.jpeg)
Dear mcdonald’s.
thank you for not serving hot dogs.
i don’t think i could order a super-sized mcwiener with a straight face.
sincerely, dirty mind!
Takes a dirty mind to think of that.
![Hilarious Minion Quotes With Attitude Life](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-i-wake-up.jpg)
Life has knocked me down a few times,
it showed me things i never wanted to see.
i experienced sadness and failures.
but one thing for sure, i always get up.
And I rise!
![Hilarious Minion Quotes With Attitude Video Game Logic](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-noob.jpg)
Video game logic:
everyone worse than me is a noob.
everyone better than me has no life.
I’m in the perfect place.
![Hilarious Minion Quotes With Attitude Leaving](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-pack-up-.jpg)
Do you ever just want to pack and leave out of the blue
without saying anything to anyone?
Hmmm.
![Hilarious Minion Quotes With Attitude Coffee Free Life](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-quote-1.jpg)
Life without coffee is like me without sleep.
neither are recommended.
Never recommended!
![Hilarious Minion Quotes With Attitude Self Cleaning House](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-quote2.jpg)
Why can’t the house clean itself?
it seems to get dirty by itself!
It’s a mystery!
![Hilarious Minion Quotes With Attitude Short](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-short-height.jpg)
I’m not short!
my height is just cute.
Hilarious minion quotes with attitude for short people!
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Things to do today:
1. Get up.
2. Survive.
3. Go back to bed.
Hilarious minion quotes with attitude for sleep lovers.
Noo…
![Hilarious Minion Quote With Attitude Love](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-when-someone-loves.jpeg)
When someone loves you,
they don’t have to say it always,
but you can always know it by the way they treat you.
Awww…
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If you write a book about failure and it doesn’t sell,
is it called success?
Well it’s a paradox.
![Hilarious Minion Quotes With Attitude No Can Do](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-no-can-do.jpg)
I’ve just been diagnosed with ncd.
no can do!
Nope, out of order.
![Hilarious Minion Quotes With Attitude Reading](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-quit-as-soon.jpg)
I’m not addicted to reading.
i can quit as soon as i finish one more chapter.
Sure..
![Hilarious Minions Quotes With Attitude Weekend](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-goodbye-weekend.jpg)
Goodbye weekend.
i’m going to miss you!
Here are some more funny weekend quotes to squeeze out that last bit of fun.
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Who needs another day added to the weekend?
Everyone!
![Hilarious Minion Quotes With Attitude Staying Quiet](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-doesnt-have.jpg)
Staying quiet doesn’t mean i have nothing to say
it means i don’t think you’re ready to hear my thoughts.
Might be safe.
![Hilarious Minion Quotes With Attitude Blanket Struggles](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-one-leg.jpg)
Blanket on: too hot.
blanket off: too cold.
one leg out: perfect.
Add the fan on and it’s perfect.
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The older you get, the more you appreciate being at home doing absolutely nothing.
It feels good!
![Hilarious Minion Quotes With Attitude Laugh And Smile](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/minion-to-all.jpg)
To all those people that make me laugh and smile:
i couldn’t live without you.
Thank you!