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Originally posted on March 3, 2018 @ 9:59 pm

28 Hilarious Minion Quotes with Attitude

Next time someone asks you how much you weigh
tell them one hundred and sexy.


A minion and his banana;
still a better love story than Twilight.

Sure is!

Be crazy, be stupid, be weird, be silly.
Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy.

Just be who you’re going to be.

I don’t have to worry about getting kidnapped.
They would bring me back in less than an hour!

They would be so annoyed.

My mom likes to play this game called:
yell from four rooms away and get upset when I can’t hear her!

Everyone’s mom played that game.

I wish Facebook would notify me when people delete me.
That way I can like it.

Thanks for sticking around while you did!

When I play a fighting game,
I press random buttons and hope for the best.

A, A, B, C, and what next?

Friday is my second favorite F-word.
My first is FOOD.
Definitely FOOD.

Free is pretty good too.

Dear McDonald’s.
Thank you for not serving hot dogs.
I don’t think I could order a super-sized McWiener with a straight face.
Sincerely, dirty mind!

Takes a dirty mind to think of that.

Life has knocked me down a few times,
it showed me things I never wanted to see.
I experienced sadness and failures.
But one thing for sure, I always get up.

And I rise!

Video game logic:
Everyone worse than me is a noob.
Everyone better than me has no life.

I’m in the perfect place.

Do you ever just want to pack and leave out of the blue
without saying anything to anyone?


Life without coffee is like me without sleep.
Neither are recommended.

Never recommended!

Why can’t the house clean itself?
It seems to get dirty by itself!

It’s a mystery!

I’m not short!
My height is just cute.

Hilarious minion quotes with attitude for short people!

Things to do today:
1. Get up.
2. Survive.
3. Go back to bed.

Hilarious minion quotes with attitude for sleep lovers.

Did you know that you could play your Facebook game with out inviting me?


When someone loves you,
they don’t have to say it always,
but you can always know it by the way they treat you.


If you write a book about failure and it doesn’t sell,
is it called success?

Well it’s a paradox.

I’ve just been diagnosed with NCD.
No Can Do!

Nope, out of order.

I’m not addicted to reading.
I can quit as soon as I finish one more chapter.


Goodbye weekend.
I’m going to miss you!

Here are some more funny weekend quotes to squeeze out that last bit of fun.

Who needs another day added to the weekend?


Staying quiet doesn’t mean I have nothing to say
it means I don’t think you’re ready to hear my thoughts.

Might be safe.

Blanket on: too hot.
Blanket off: too cold.
One leg out: perfect.

Add the fan on and it’s perfect.

The older you get, the more you appreciate being at home doing absolutely nothing.

It feels good!

To all those people that make me laugh and smile:
I couldn’t live without you.

Thank you!

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