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Originally posted on March 3, 2018 @ 9:59 pm

28 Hilarious Minion Quotes with Attitude

Hilarious Minion Quotes With Attitude - Weight

Next time someone asks you how much you weigh
tell them one hundred and sexy.

Yeah!

Hilarious Minion Quotes With Attitude - Minion Love Story

A minion and his banana;
still a better love story than Twilight.

Sure is!

Hilarious Minions Quote With Attitude - Life's Too Short

Be crazy, be stupid, be weird, be silly.
Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy.

Just be who you’re going to be.

Hilarious Minion Quotes With Attitude - Kidnap

I don’t have to worry about getting kidnapped.
They would bring me back in less than an hour!

They would be so annoyed.

Hilarious Minion Quotes With Attitude - Game Of Yell

My mom likes to play this game called:
yell from four rooms away and get upset when I can’t hear her!

Everyone’s mom played that game.

Hilarious Minion Quotes With Attitude - Facebook Notifications

I wish Facebook would notify me when people delete me.
That way I can like it.

Thanks for sticking around while you did!

Hilarious Minion Quotes With Attitude - Video Games

When I play a fighting game,
I press random buttons and hope for the best.

A, A, B, C, and what next?

Hilarious Minion Quote With Attitude - F Words

Friday is my second favorite F-word.
My first is FOOD.
Definitely FOOD.

Free is pretty good too.

Hilarious Minion Quote With Attitude - Mcdonalds Menu

Dear McDonald’s.
Thank you for not serving hot dogs.
I don’t think I could order a super-sized McWiener with a straight face.
Sincerely, dirty mind!

Takes a dirty mind to think of that.

Hilarious Minion Quotes With Attitude - Life

Life has knocked me down a few times,
it showed me things I never wanted to see.
I experienced sadness and failures.
But one thing for sure, I always get up.

And I rise!

Hilarious Minion Quotes With Attitude - Video Game Logic

Video game logic:
Everyone worse than me is a noob.
Everyone better than me has no life.

I’m in the perfect place.

Hilarious Minion Quotes With Attitude - Leaving

Do you ever just want to pack and leave out of the blue
without saying anything to anyone?

Hmmm.

Hilarious Minion Quotes With Attitude - Coffee Free Life

Life without coffee is like me without sleep.
Neither are recommended.

Never recommended!

Hilarious Minion Quotes With Attitude - Self Cleaning House

Why can’t the house clean itself?
It seems to get dirty by itself!

It’s a mystery!

Hilarious Minion Quotes With Attitude - Short

I’m not short!
My height is just cute.

Hilarious minion quotes with attitude for short people!

Hilarious Minion Quotes With Attitude - To Do List

Things to do today:
1. Get up.
2. Survive.
3. Go back to bed.

Hilarious minion quotes with attitude for sleep lovers.

Hilarious Minion Quotes With Attitude - Facebook Game Invites

Did you know that you could play your Facebook game with out inviting me?

Noo…

Hilarious Minion Quote With Attitude - Love

When someone loves you,
they don’t have to say it always,
but you can always know it by the way they treat you.

Awww…

Hilarious Minion Quotes With Attitude - Book About Failure

If you write a book about failure and it doesn’t sell,
is it called success?

Well it’s a paradox.

Hilarious Minion Quotes With Attitude - No Can Do

I’ve just been diagnosed with NCD.
No Can Do!

Nope, out of order.

Hilarious Minion Quotes With Attitude - Reading

I’m not addicted to reading.
I can quit as soon as I finish one more chapter.

Sure..

Hilarious Minions Quotes With Attitude - Weekend

Goodbye weekend.
I’m going to miss you!

Here are some more funny weekend quotes to squeeze out that last bit of fun.

Hilarious Minion Quotes With Attitude - Weekend 2

Who needs another day added to the weekend?

Everyone!

Hilarious Minion Quotes With Attitude - Staying Quiet

Staying quiet doesn’t mean I have nothing to say
it means I don’t think you’re ready to hear my thoughts.

Might be safe.

Hilarious Minion Quotes With Attitude - Blanket Struggles

Blanket on: too hot.
Blanket off: too cold.
One leg out: perfect.

Add the fan on and it’s perfect.

Hilarious Minions Quotes With Attitude - Aging

The older you get, the more you appreciate being at home doing absolutely nothing.

It feels good!

Hilarious Minion Quotes With Attitude - Laugh And Smile

To all those people that make me laugh and smile:
I couldn’t live without you.

Thank you!

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