28 Really Funny Quotes
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Hello darkness my old friend.
i’ve come to dye the gray again.
Goodbye you pesky things.
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The biggest lie ever:
i have read and agree to the terms of use.
Oh totally, I totally did.
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I don’t even believe myself when i say i’ll be ready in 5 minutes.
But let’s dream.
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You can’t do epic sh*t with basic people.
So do epic things on your own!
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Home is where the bra isn’t
Yessssss.
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Dishes!
we meet again you dirty b*stards!
Why do you always come around?
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A vodka please.
um, this is mcdonald’s
ok, a mcvodka, please.
Sounds reasonable.
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I’m absolutely convinced the socks that go missing
from the dryer turn into extra tupperware lids.
Where are they coming from?
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Yes, i’m a mom,
but i still like to party.
and by party i mean binge on netflix and take naps.
Party hard.
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Happiness is a slice of pizza.
Mmm.
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The perfect man;
definition:
an unknown creature available only in books and movies.
Figment.
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Parenting:
is yelling “you just had a snack! ”
over and over until you give in
and throw them another snack.
Give in at the beginning.
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I want to lose weight by eating nothing but moon pies,
which have significantly less gravity than earthier foods
such as fruits and vegetables
–jarod kintz
Moon Pies are a good pick!
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You live, learn and upgrade.
Trade up.
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There’s life without facebook and internet?
really?
send me the link.
Nah doesn’t exist.
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Holding in all this sarcasm physically hurts.
Take a deep breath.
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Hell is other people before breakfast.
Avoid.
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So grateful for facebook…
otherwise i would have to phone 428 people every night
to let them know i was ready for bed.
Or what I was eating!
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You don’t see the sh*t i don’t post,
which sits in my folder titled
“i find this hilarious, but some uptight f*ckers won’t”
Save it for yourself.
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The chill pill i took this morning appears to have been a placebo.
Isn’t working..
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It’s got my name written all over it.
well
not literally
but give me time and a crayon.
Coloring it up!
They need the challenge.
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Lazy people fact #2347827309018287.
you were too lazy to read that number.
Admit it.
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I hope life isn’t a joke,
because i don’t get it.
Nope.
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Here’s to every mother who has ever eaten a
candy bar in a closet, because frankly
you just didn’t want to share.
Shout out.
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…so my nutritionist said the more colorful the dish,
the healthier it is.
So healthy!
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That feeling when you accidentally swallow a whole candy.
That good feeling?