32 Funny Bob’s Burgers Quotes That Show it’s One of the Funniest Shows on TV

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32 Funny Bob’s Burgers Quotes That Show it’s One of the Funniest Shows on TV

Bob's Burgers scene: Bob driving in the rain yelling buckle it up or you'll die at the kids

Wise words from a dad.

Bob's Burgers scene: Bob saying I would kiss Thanksgiving, its kiss would be salty and delicious

Mmm.

Bob's Burgers scene: Linda asks do you hear me Tina, Tina says yes, I wear glasses not hearing aids

Sass level 10!

Bob's Burgers scene: Gene asking would you rather have a lifetime of regret or an afternoon of mild disappointment

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Funny gifts people will actually fight over in a white elephant swap

A fair question.

Bob's Burgers scene: customer at the burger counter saying I like to play with a yo-yo so something comes back to me

Aw.

Bob's Burgers scene: Gayle and Linda bickering about a fight with her cat in four panels

So a catfight?

Bob's Burgers scene: Gayle in purple glasses says I look in the mirror and say it's going to be okay

Ouch. Self burn.

Bob's Burgers scene: hairy Bob in swim trunks with kids in swim caps: let's die like we were born, two minutes apart

So strange.

Bob's Burgers scene: cafeteria boy jokes that his mom packed an embarrassing surprise for lunch

I hope they didn’t snack on them!

Bob's Burgers scene: Linda spinning in the snow and two boys calling ice frozen water that will change the world

Watch out.

Bob's Burgers scene: Louise shouting why don't you try speaking in words instead of your dirty lies

Lies!

Bob's Burgers scene: kids in party hats: I've eaten nine birthday cakes and I still feel empty

But you have cake.

Bob's Burgers scene: Linda posing for a TV camera with the family: camera, take the day off

Ta-da!

Bob's Burgers scene: Bob tells Tammy she's exaggerating and she calls it the dumbest thing ever said

She said.

Bob's Burgers scene: Louise and Linda on the couch: you could sell your soul, I did, and look at me

She’s doing great.

Bob's Burgers scene: old neighbor says Bob, I recall you raise either chinchillas or children, which is it

Because they’res so similar.

Bob's Burgers scene: Tina on the boardwalk with a cheeky question she plans to ask any mermaids

She has the big questions.

Bob's Burgers scene: Louise dreading the longest hour of her life, Gene says wait till childbirth

Sassy but true.

Bob's Burgers scene: Linda says if I die today I want that on my headstone after a pilot's compliment

So perfect.

Bob's Burgers scene: Tammy says she's the hottest girl in eighth grade, Gene thought she was someone's mom

Gene with the burn.

Bob's Burgers scene: Gene on a bike saying summer is awful, there's too much pressure to enjoy yourself

Way too much.

Bob's Burgers scene: family at the window watching a news van, with a cheeky joke about its slogan

No, he’s sure it’s the other way.

Bob's Burgers scene: Tina says you saved us Gene, I owe you my life, he replies no thanks, I've seen it

That was close.

Bob's Burgers scene: Gene asks can you put a price on love, Louise says yes you can, it's twenty dollars

$20!

Bob's Burgers scene: Tina glaring with a threat that you're in deep trouble and she will mow you down

She’s ready.

Bob's Burgers scene: Tina yelling look at my face and Gene shouting one luft balloon

Ahh… where are the other 99?

Bob's Burgers scene: Gene lying on the couch saying his life is harder than anyone else's on the planet

He’s thought it through!

Bob's Burgers scene: Linda holding a glass of wine: Mommy doesn't get drunk, she just has fun

A lot of fun.

Bob's Burgers scene: Bob says you're drunk, Linda insists she's only had half of four bottles of wine

Just four!

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