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Originally posted on January 31, 2018 @ 12:55 pm

33 Minion Quotes Funny Enough For Every Occasion

minion quotes funny - aging

I’m at the age where an “all-nighter”
just means that I didn’t have to get up
to pee.

Hey, you got to sleep though.

minion quotes funny 2 - autocorrect

That annoying moment when you’re texting someone
and Autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

Just ask these couples who’ve been pushed to the brink of their relationships  because of autocorrect fails!

Minion Quotes Funny 3 - Awesome Bubble

No issues today.
I’m in my awesome bubble
and you’re not allowed inside!

Now there’s a minion quote funny enough to use as an inspirational quote!

minion quotes funny 4 - cops on bikes

I wonder how cops on bikes arrest people…
“Alright now get in the basket!”

How does that work?

minion quotes funny friend 1 - delete button

I wish I had a delete button in my life.
To delete some body, some memories,
and some feelings.

Sometimes you can feel this way, but even those experiences may have give you something.

Minion quotes funny life - forward

I have never seen a tombstone that said,
“Died because I didn’t forward a message
to ten people.”

Minion quotes funny because how many people just can’t help themselves with forwarding spam!

Minion quotes funny home - cleaning products

I just sprayed fruit scented Febreze in my bathroom.
Now it smells like SH*TRUS!

Ahh…

Minion Pictures Funny

Ariel, are you jealous?

Minions Quotes Funny Coffee

With enough coffee,
even a Monday looks good.

And a Tuesday and a Wednesday..

minion quotes funny friendship

Love me and I’ll move mountains to make you happy.
Hurt me and I’ll drop those mountains on your head.

Make the choice.

minion quotes funny aging

I’m not old
I woke up, I lifted my arms,
I moved my knees, I turned my neck…
Everything made the same noise:
CRRRRRRRAAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKK!
… I came to a conclusion:
I am not old,
I’m crispy!

Minion quotes funny because aging is no joke!

Minion quotes funny life fails

That moment when you hit your pinkie toe on a corner
and feel like the world is about to end.

Minion quotes funny because it hurts?

Minion quotes funny jokes - don

Don’t upset me,
I’m running out of places to hide bodies.

I need to be resourceful.

Minion pictures funny - saturday

Yippee!!!
Woot Woot!!
Doing the Saturday dance!!!

SATURDAY!!

Minion quotes funny short people

Short girl problem #24
When the sun visor doesn’t even help
when you’re driving.

Why do I even have it?

Minion quotes funny driving quotes

If you tailgate me,
I will drive slower to piss you off!

Be warned.

Minion quotes funny friendship

The tongue has no bones,
but it’s strong enough to break a heart.
So be careful with your words.

Yep it’s strong.

Minion pictures funny 1 - What?!?

I say this 8 times a day.

Minion quotes funny relationships

Ex means:
Thanks for the experience,
our time has expired.
Now exit my life.

Bye!

Minion quotes funny jokes 2

Although it gets me into trouble,
I usually always speak my mind.
Because it hurts too much to bite my tongue.

Sometimes you got to.

Minion quotes funny religious

Faith is trusting GOD
even when you don’t understand his plan.
Amen!

Trust and faith are hard to do, but we do them.

minion quotes funny tech irony

Why is it that theme parks can snap a clear picture
of you on a rollercoaster at 70mph,
but bank cameras can’t get a clear shot of a robber
standing still?

Minion quotes funny because it’s true example #1.

Minion quotes funny death

Just before I die,
I’m going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels.
My cremation is going to be EPIC!

But wouldn’t you need to know the exact moment you were going to die?

Minion quotes funny fat

Top 4 wishes:
1. To earn money without working.
2. To be smart without studying.
3. To love without being hurt.
4. To eat without getting fat.

These are all of our wishes.

Minion quotes funny housework

Housework
No one notices when you do it,
but everyone notices it when you don’t!

And then they point it out!

Minion quotes funny relationships

How to win any argument.
1. Be a woman.
2. That’s it.
3. You win.
4. Congratulations.

Minion quotes funny because it’s true example #2!

Minion quotes funny friendship

I don’t know my friend’s address,
but I know exactly where their house is.

That’s enough.

Minion quotes funny friendship

I don’t have an attitude problem.
I just have a personality you can’t handle.

A sparkling personality.

Minion quotes funny people

Sometimes, the best revenge is to smile,
move on, and do nothing!

Nothing at all.

Minion quotes funny friendship 4

A best friend is someone who loves you
when you forget to love youself!

They do such a good job too.

Minion quotes funny work

There’s no better feeling than going to bed at night
and not having to set an alarm for tomorrow!

Minion quotes funny enough for your weekend!

Minion quotes funny friendship

Sometimes it’s BEST to just MOVE ON,
instead of being the only ONE willing to FIX anything.

Yeah but that’s hard.

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