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37 of the Funniest Alternative and Honest Names for Animals

Animal Jellyfish

Angry one too.

Animal Sea Catsnake

Or an angry sea cat.

Animal Long Horse

Loooooong horse.

Animal Elephant


Nope Rope

Nope, nope, nope.

Animal Crawly Desert

A huge nope.

Animal Goth Turkeys

A pack of goth turkeys.

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Animal Porcupine

Spikey pig.

Animal Wizard Cow 2

A majestic animal.

Animal Majestic Prissy

Very majestic yet prissy!

Animal Legless


Animal Grumpy Cotton

Very grumpy.

Animal Leather Submarina

Don’t get too close.

Animal Eagle

*freedom intensifies*

Animal Grabby Water Balloon

But it’s a cute balloon.

Animal Bird Cat

That one is pretty on the nose.

Animal Sea Dog

Lovable sea dog.

Animal Wizard Lizard

Walking on water.

Animal Mc Rammer

Ramming it up.

Animal Kangaroo


Animal Majestic

Flappy flappy..

Animal Formal Chicken

Always well-dressed.

Animal Over Caffeined

Or meth squirrel.

Animal Walky Rock

Rock that moves.

Animal Trash Panda

Gathering that trash, looking so cute.

Animal Spiney Pig

Prickly pig.

Animal Sabermouse


Animal Murder Log

Is that the same for the crocodile?

Animal Forrest Corgi

Um, it’s adorable!

Animal Giraffe Sheep

Spitty cuddle monster.

Animal Bunny Boopsnoot

Cuddle hopper.

Animal Disco Turkey

Disco disco disco!

Animal Floaty Potato

A very large and sleepy potato.

Animal Danger Zebra


Animal Slow Motion Gorila


Animal Sea Pancake

Flat pancake.

Animal Fart Squirrel

Stinky cat.

Animal Freedom Chicken

Freedom chicken!

Animal Danger Noodle

I mean, it looks so friendly.

Animal Danger Chicken

Strutting around being a danger.

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