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37 Funny Life Quotes to Get You Through All This

Whether you’re a parent, student, or an unwitting adult, life can take its toll on you. Take a break and laugh a little at these 37 Funny Life Quotes that will make you see the funny side of life.

Funny Quote About Friday

it’s friday and i’ve been putting up with bullsh*t all week.
don’t talk to me unless you’re asking if i want it frozen or “on the rocks. ”
-unknown

Can apply to Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday…you get the picture.

Funny Quotes About Neighbors

mister rogers did not adequately prepare me for the people in my neighborhood.
-unknown

They’re just awful.

Funny Quotes About Tuesdays

the mondayest tuesday ever.
-unknown

Such a long week..is it over yet?

Funny Quotes And Jokes About Intelligence

i don’t mean to brag, but…
i just put a puzzle together in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.
-unknown

I’m on fire this week.

Funny Quotes About Being Childish

why i wear thick socks:
1% to be warm.
1% to be comfortable.
98% to slide across the floor like a freakin’ ninja!.
-unknown

We all have our power.

Funny Quote About Intelligence

sarcasm
(noun>
the brain’s natural defense against the less intelligent.
-unknown

So rare to see it in the wild.

Funny Quote About Bad Haircuts

person: did you cut your hair?
me: no, i just dyed the tips invisible.
-unknown

It’s the newest thing!

Funny Tshirt Quotes

don’t study me,
you won’t graduate.
-unknown

Better not start.

Funny Quote About Stupid People

you’re not totally useless,
you could be used as a bad example.
-unknown

Or a “before.”

Funny Quotes About Being Bad

welcome to the dark side,
where all the fun stuff happens.
-unknown

Also, did you hear, we have cookies? So cool.

Funny Quotes About Getting Old

christmas is so much worse as you get older.
it’s like “what do you want this year? ”
idk, financial security?
a career?
a sense of purpose?
a nap would be nice.
-unknown

Or maybe even an actual dinner that wasn’t in a microwave.

Funny Quote About Dumb Questions

when people see you laying down with your eyes closed,
they still ask “are you sleeping? ”
“no, i’m training to die. ”
-unknown

They won’t ask you questions again.

Funny Quote About Judgemental People

oh, no one is judging you, sweetie.
that’s your conscience talking.
-unknown

What’s it saying? Listen.

Funny Quote About Parenting

momma knows best- ha!
hardly!
i have no idea what i’m doing.
so long as you don’t end up dead,
hurt or in prison,
i’m going to call it a win.
-unknown

Goals, people, goals.

Funny Quote About Food

i love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast.
-unknown

It’s the best time machine ever.

Funny Quote About Liars

two things i can’t stand:
1. A liar.
2. A liar that gets mad when you don’t believe the lies they are telling you.
-unknown

But that’s their choice.

Funny Quote About Karma

karma never loses an address.
-unknown

Remember that.

Funny Quote About Being Weird

i like you because you join in on my weirdness.
-unknown

Sometimes you even outweird me.

Funny Sayings With Attitude

i’m street,
so look both ways before you cross me.
-unknown

Or you’ll learn.

Funny Quote About Food

i just don’t want to look back and think
“i could’ve eaten that. ”
-unknown

That’s why I do it all with gusto!

Funny Quote About Drinking

i have mixed drinks about feelings.
-unknown

I can’t drink right when I think..oh wait.

Funny Quote For Foodlovers

you can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.
-unknown

Go ahead and get the guac or fries as extra.

Funny Quote About Sleep

i don’t understand why people have to “get ready” for bed.
i’m always ready for bed.
-unknown

Like, I can sleep right now.

 

Funny Quotes About Being Rational

my idealistic side and my realistic side like to fight about things.
-unknown

Which one do you think wins?

Funny Quote About Introverts

i’m sorry i didn’t answer my phone when you called.
i don’t use it for that.
-unknown

Who does? Who really does?

Funny Quotes About Parenting

i say i’m cleaning the house,
but really i’m wandering through the house picking up random sh*t
while muttering to myself about “those f*ckers”.
-unknown

They got stuff everywhere!

Funny Quote About Stupid People

there’s no need to repeat yourself.
i ignored you just fine the first time.
-unknown

I’m just continuing to do so.

Funny Quote About Parenting

parenting was much easier when i was raising my non-existent kids hypothetically.
-unknown

Now people are judging me.

Funny Quotes For Foodlovers

maybe hot chocolate wants to be called
beautiful chocolate just one time.
-unknown

Whatever it’s called, it’s delicious.

Funny Quote About Arrogant People

oh, honey…
that high horse makes your a** look big.
-unknown

Jump on down.

Funny Quotes About Parenting

“he’s 24 months old. ”
2.
your child is 2.
-unknown

I’m going to say I’m 360 months old.

Funny Quotes For Food Lovers

dear diamond,
we all know who is really a girl’s best friend.
yours sincerely,
chocolate cake.
-unknown

Finally someone tells the truth. You won’t see that in an advertising campaign!

Funny Quote About Competitive People

my competition??
you’re my entertainment!
-unknown

I’m loving it, btw.

Funny Quote About Parenthood

parenthood is…
whispering, “for f*ck’s sake”.
before answer to your name.
-unknown

Then saying “What do they WANT now?”

Funny Quotes About Stupid People

my guardian angel be like:
what did the moron do now!?
-unknown

Poor thing. She tries.

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