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Best Bidets for Your Home So You Never Have to Buy Toilet Paper

Well we never thought things would come down to this. The local supermarket are out of toilet paper. While this bizarre scenario provided us with plenty of inspiration for toilet paper hoarding memes, it doesn’t resolve our current predicament of not being able to gently clean our nether regions. There’s nothing like having a good crisis to get your ideas to flow. So in the midst of this pandemic, we thought why not review the best bidets and never have to worry about toilet paper again? 

The irony of this situation, is that toilet paper was invented in, China. And after giving toilet paper to the world, they cornered the supply chain for manufacturing toilet paper. Funnily enough, a significant number of these manufacturers are located in, well who would have thought, Wuhan, China. 

Perhaps, what started with a gourmet meal of pangolins washed down with a beer, purchased at the wet market in Wuhan, a sneeze and a cough later, the supply chain of toilet paper gets disrupted, crazed citizens of the world panic buy toilet paper, and we have ourselves a toilet paper shortage. So, China giveth and China taketh away. 

Alternatives to Toilet Paper

We’ve pondered the alternatives like sanitary wipes, but it was no surprise that the local pharmacy was fresh (pardon the pun) out of those too. What are we to do? Well, we thought, since the coronavirus outbreak caused this problem, perhaps following the path of the corona virus outbreak would yield the solution to the toilet paper shortage. So, by looking to Italy, and Japan, we found the “Bidet”, and its modern rendition the “Washlet” respectively. 

A bidet, according to wikipedia s a bowl or receptacle designed to be sat on for the purpose of washing the human nether regions. Luckily modern versions  or “Washlets” can simply be an attachment to, or replacement of your toilet seat.

With a touch of a button, a well aimed jet of warm soothing water will clear away any unwanted leftovers after you’re done with your business, no mess, and no toilet paper needed. There’s no better time to add this hygienic addition to your bathroom! Here are the best bidets on the market to help you outlast any toilet paper emergency.

Best Bidets For Your Home

SmartBidet 3000

The Smart Bidet Electric Bidet Seat has the most features of any Bidet. It comes with a remote control and an elongated design for extra comfort. From the remote, you can control the water pressure (5 levels), water temperature (3 levels) & nozzle positions (5 levels). The SmartBidet also provides warm air dryer, adjustable to 5 levels which eliminates the need for toilet paper.

Kohler Bidet

The Kohler Bidet has a slim, low profile design that fits most elongated toilets. A side panel controls all the functions of this modern bidet. You can control water temperature and spray, while the heated seat keeps you comfortable. The Kohler bidet comes with a built in night light. It also has a self cleaning function where it uses a stainless steel wand with UV light which kills 99.95% of all bacteria and viruses. While this bidet does not come with a warm air dryer, you’ll find that you’ll only need at most 2 squares of toilet paper per use.

Toto Washlet

The TOTO WASHLET C200 Elongated Electric Bidet Toilet Seat with PREMIST delivers ecology-minded luxury with a streamlined design. The Toto Washlet C200 provides comfortable warm jet of cleansing water at the touch of a button. The adjustable spray can provide oscillating or pulsating stream which can be aimed at the front, or the back to ensure a thorough clean. It has a self cleaning function with UV cleaning wand and cleans the bowl before and after every use. The TOTO washlet comes with 5 temperature, pressure settings as well as a air deodorizer and warm air dryer to eliminate the need for toilet paper.

 

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