28 of the Funniest Quotes Ever
It’s all about choices. Which are the right ones? The prosecco, of course!
It’s a simple question.
One day maybe it will spin me right out of here.
Age old question. Never any answer.
Be ware of this, because it’s the things that you like!
Cupcakes are great problem solvers.
Viola, instant iced coffee!
Might want to tone down the sass.
So I decided not to!
Are you surprised? You shouldn’t be.
Now I don’t want to!
Poor thing had to deal with everyone’s meals first before she could eat her own.
Choose wisely because they’ll also be annoying you.
It’s going to be a week.
Why you’re not a therapist, exhibit 1.
Let’s hope I never find out.
I’m dying to have one!
And that’s not bad. The number could be just 1.
Great. Could it just be even Thursday?
So close.. yet so far away.
The mother’s prayer.
But now you know, so…
Better yet, if you do it without her telling you.
Good for you!
I mean, they cost money.
Sometimes when you’re not having. Yes, often then.