15 Funny Clean Valentines Jokes You’ll Want to Share With Your Friends
There’s truth to the saying that laughter is the best medicine. Scientists say that laughter gives us a dose of oxytocin, which is a feel good hormone that lead to a positive attitude and stronger bonds with those you love. For tough times and special occasions, share a few of these jokes with your friends and loved ones and give yourself that natural high!
Please be warned, some of these jokes are so bad, that they’ll make you laugh at how bad they are.
![Funny-Jokes-Short-Stories-Tell-Your-Boyfriend-Valentines-Day-1 Funny Clean Valentines Jokes Joke Stinks](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/funny-jokes-short-stories-tell-your-boyfriend-valentines-day-1.jpg)
Well that joke totally stinks!
![Funny-Jokes-Short-Stories-Tell-Your-Boyfriend-Valentines-Day-20 Funny Valentines Jokes Clean Baaaad Joke](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/funny-jokes-short-stories-tell-your-boyfriend-valentines-day-20.jpg)
And here’s a baaaaaa-d joke.
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Not melon-choly no more.
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Well that ran out of steam fast…
![Funny-Jokes-Short-Stories-Tell-Your-Boyfriend-Valentines-Day-19 Funny Valentines Jokes Clean I Almost Spaghetti My Coffee](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/funny-jokes-short-stories-tell-your-boyfriend-valentines-day-19.jpg)
This joke is so bad I almost spaghetti my coffee out.
![Funny-Jokes-Short-Stories-Tell-Your-Boyfriend-Valentines-Day-16 Funny Valentines Jokes Clean Muffin](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/funny-jokes-short-stories-tell-your-boyfriend-valentines-day-16.jpg)
I had e-muffin of these bad jokes.
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You butter get outta here before I shut you up!
![Funny-Jokes-Short-Stories-Tell-Your-Boyfriend-Valentines-Day-14 Funny Jokes Short Stories Tell Your Boyfriend Valentines Day 14](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/funny-jokes-short-stories-tell-your-boyfriend-valentines-day-14.jpg)
Cupid should stick with his day job.
![Funny-Jokes-Short-Stories-Tell-Your-Boyfriend-Valentines-Day-2 Funny Jokes Short Stories Tell Your Boyfriend Valentines Day 2](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/funny-jokes-short-stories-tell-your-boyfriend-valentines-day-2.jpg)
If he keeps telling jokes like this, him desserting you will be the best thing for you!
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Well I’m about to purrrrr-ge my stomach at how bad these are!
![Funny-Jokes-Short-Stories-Tell-Your-Boyfriend-Valentines-Day-3 Funny Jokes Short Stories Tell Your Boyfriend Valentines Day 3](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/funny-jokes-short-stories-tell-your-boyfriend-valentines-day-3.jpg)
You’re gonna get a Valentine whoopass, if you don’t stop these jokes!
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Good thing he didn’t give her an S & M & S.
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I’ll be barfing meatballs in a minute!
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A truer word has never been spoken.
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I’ll bet he did!
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