15 Funny Quotes to Help You Feel Better About Breaking Your New Year’s Resolution

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15 Funny Quotes to Help You Feel Better About Breaking Your New Year’s Resolution

Funny resolution joke: here are all the resolutions I think I will stick to, followed by a blank space

There we go.

Funny resolution quote: instead of resolutions, let us just call them casual promises we may fulfill

More accurate.

Funny resolution quote: dear New Year resolution, we had a good run, me on January 10

Gave it the old college try.

Funny quote: a New Year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other

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Bye.

Funny resolution quote: first I am going to stop procrastinating, will share the rest tomorrow

Hmm.

Funny resolution quote: January 1, eating healthy and drinking water, January 5, in the McDonalds drive-thru

Funny resolution quote: still not a better person who is sober and 10 pounds lighter, maybe next year

Maybe!

Funny resolution quote: I ate all the junk food on December 30 and 31 to remove temptations, new year, new me

New me!

Funny resolution quote: I was considering losing weight but decided not to think less of myself

Very clever.

Funny resolution quote on teal: no resolution means no disappointments

Game the system.

Funny resolution quote: I resolved to wash 5 dishes every time I go into my kitchen, I don’t go in anymore

Simple.

Funny resolution quote: get back in shape and stop calling the junk food habit the accident

It was an accident.

Funny resolution quote on purple: my resolution this year is the same as last year

Classic.

Funny resolution quote: I will be more of an optimist, I know that won’t happen and I’ll fail

Horribly wrong.

Funny resolution quote: my New Year resolution is to break my resolutions, so far doing great

Way to go!