20 Funny Minion Pics to Laugh at and Share
Just because i can’t sing,
doesn’t mean i won’t sing.
So watch out! It will be like I’m auditioning for The Voice!
A friend will calm you down when you are angry,
but a best friend will skip beside you with a baseball bat
singing “someone’s gonna get it”!
They’re going to make sure they’re going to get it.
Shhh….
i’m hiding from stupid people.
Don’t tell them where I am!
Hello mental hospital?
i would like to reserve a family suite!
Funny minion pics of my family to go with that!
I wish my wallet came with free refills!
Instead it just runs on empty.
Snaughflatuling:
lauging so hard that you snort and then fart,
then laugh again because you farted when you snorted
because you laughed.
Funny minion pics that tend to add new words to dictionaries!
The one who laughs last is the slowest.
the one who laughs first has the dirtiest mind.
Never waste a dirty mind.
Don’t ever piss off a short girl.
they are like cute, adorable, tiny, ninjas of death,
who are at the perfect height to punch you in the balls.
short girls are bada**!
They’re small fun size packages of fury.
Sunday already!
now where is the weekend remote so i can hit the rewind button..
I wanna go back!
Ooh who’s that sexy beast?
oh i clicked on my own profile again.
Funny minion pics to scare myself with too!
A police officer came to my house and asked me where i was
between 5 and 6.
he seemed irritated when i answered “kindergarten! ”
Funny minion pics meets funny police stories!
Square box,
round pizzas,
round pizza,
triangle slices.
…i’m confused!
Why is it like this?
Warning
going to sleep on sunday will cause monday.
please note that staying awake all night does not prevent monday.
there is no cure.
I hate Mondays.
I hope we’re friends until we die.
then i hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls
and scare the sh*t out of people!
We wil make the best scare team.
You don’t have to like me,
i’m not a facebook status.
Just pass me on by like you do my statuses.
Exercise?
i thought you said “extra fries”.
We can have both..
Diet tip:
your pants won’t get too tight if you don’t wear any.
Pro tip!
In bed, it’s 6 am.
you close your eyes for five minutes, it’s 7:45.
at work, it’s 1:30pm.
you close your eyes for five minutes,
it’s 1:31pm.
Time slips by so slowly at work.
I tried to act normal,
“worst 5 minutes” of my life.
I must now recover for days.
Urgent warning for tomorrow!
aliens are coming to earth tomorrow.
their mission is to abduct all sexy, good looking “old people”.
i’m just sharing to say goodbye.
i’ve got to go pack!
Bye girl, bye.