Funny Short Story for Her
Women comedians are still outnumbered by their male counterparts. But don’t think for a second that women aren’t as funny as men. Read these 2 hilarious short stories for her and find out for yourself!
Funny Short Story for Her #1 | A Lawyer Won’t Leave Woman Alone on Flight. What She Does is Genius
She politely declined and rolled over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains,
“I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me five dollars, and vice versa.”
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says,
“Okay, if you don’t know the answer you pay me five dollars, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you five hundred dollars.”
This catches the woman’s attention, and figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question.
“What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?”
The woman doesn’t say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a five dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
“Okay,” says the lawyer, “your turn.”
She asks the lawyer,
“What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four legs?”
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, but finds no answer. He taps into the in-flight wifi and searches the internet, still no answer. He logs into the library of congress and searches, but still no answer.
Frustrated, he sends emails to all his friends and coworkers, but to no avail.
After an hour, he wakes the woman, and hands her five hundred dollars. The woman says, “Thank you,” and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the woman and asks,
“Well, what’s the answer?”
Without a word, the woman reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer five dollars, and goes back to sleep.
Funny Short Story For Her #2 | Woman Gets Pulled Over and Admits to a Murder. What She Does Next is Genius
Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.
Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.
Officer: Don’t have one?
Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.
Officer: I see… Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?
Woman: I can’t do that.
Officer: Why not?
Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for backup. Within five minutes, several police cruisers circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle please?
The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you stole this car and murdered the owner.
Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you open the trunk of your car, please?
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am?
Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The first officer is stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driver’s license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license,
that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too!
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