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Funny Plane Stories to Break the Ice With Someone Sitting Next to You

If you’re looking for a story to tell that good looking stranger seated next to you on a plane, here’s one of the best funny plane stories that you can use to break the ice and get a conversation started between you two. Enjoy!

A woman was flying from Seattle to San Francisco. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way.

The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft, re-boarding would commence in 50 minutes…

Everybody got off the plane expect one lady who was blind…

A man had noticed her as he walked by. He could tell that the lady was blind because her guide dog laid quietly by her feet throughout the flight. He could also tell that she had flown this flight before because the pilot approached her and called her by name.

The pilot said,
“Kathy, we are in Sacramento for almost an hour, would like like to get off and stretch your legs?”

The blind lady said, “no thanks, but maybe Buddy would like to stretch his legs.”

All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a guide dog for the blind!

Even worse, the pilot was wearing sunglasses!

People scattered.

They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines!

For more stories like this, click here for our collection of funny short stories.

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