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He Asked His Wife to Bury Him With ALL His Money, What She Did Makes For a Funny Story to tell at a Funeral
There was a man who had worked all his life and saved all his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife,
“Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. Because I want to take all my money to the after life.”
His wife was a loving christian wife and promised to do so. Well, the day came, when he finally died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her best friend.
When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said,
“Wait a minute!”
She had a shoebox with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket and rolled it away. Her best friend said,
“I hope you weren’t crazy enough to put all that money in there with that stingy old man!”
She said, “Yes, I promised. I’m a good Christian, I can’t lie. I promised him that I was going to put all his money in that casket with him.”
“You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?” Asked the friend.
“I sure did,” said the wife, “I got it all together, put it into my bank account and I wrote him a check.”
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