21 Funny Minion Quotes About Life You’ll Love
No, I don’t have this time.

Guess which one wins?

What was it? Oh…no..

Every morning i long to hold you.
i need you, i want you, i have to have you.
your warmth, your smell, your taste..
ohh coffee, i love you!!!
Coffee, you’re the one for me.

No cell phone, no facebook, no computer access, no wifi.
for 3 months and you get $3 million, could you do this?
Yes!

You’re never too old to do goofy stuff.
So go have fun.

I’m still waiting patiently for the wisdom
that supposedly comes with old age.
anyone else?
It’s coming…right?

If a problem can be solved,
no need to worry about it.
if a problem can not be solved
what is the use of worrying?
I broke my brain.

I’m not getting old,
i’m just becoming a classic.
Aging nicely.

You know you’re getting old,
when you feel bad in the morning without having had
any fun the night before!
Ridiculous.

Who remembers these ice cream cups with wooden spoons!
I do!

You know you are old when your childhood toys
are now in a museum.
Oh no.

If you haven’t grown up by the age of 50
you don’t have to!
Good news!

Facebook is killing meaningful communication.
like.
or…love?

Whatever it is…
i didn’t do it.
Don’t blame me.

Dear person blasting music from their car while they drive by:
wait! I like that song,
come back!
Why you have to leave?

Sometimes when i find out the actual lyrics to a song,
i discover that i like my version better.
Yep, so much better.

Does anyone see things in their dreams
and then later in life see the exact same thing
and freak out for a couple of seconds?
Oh that’s terrifying.

That annoying moment when you have to keep removing
your headphones because someone keeps talking to you.
Why?

I am who i am.
your approval is not needed.
So not needed.

Yeah, i lost your number.
i lost it when i deleted it.
That’s what happens.

I just found out what the purpose of toes are.
to find furniture in the dark,
and scream at the top of my lungs!
Or be be bitten by cats.