23 Hilarious Funny Church Signs
![Funny Church Signs Apple Terms And Conditions](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/church-adam-eve.jpg)
Adam & eve
the first people to not read the apple
terms & conditions.
Should’ve never clicked “agree.”
![Funny Church Signs Lent](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/church-ash-lent.jpg)
Lent is coming –
get your ash in church!
They got jokes that will make you laugh your ash off.
![Funny Church Signs Come To Church](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/church-blah-blah.jpg)
Blah blah blah
just come to church
Simple.
![Funny Church Signs Favoritism](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/church-cubs.jpg)
God shows no favoritism
but our sign guy does –
go cubs!
And yes he did.
![Funny Church Signs Divine](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/church-divine.jpg)
He is divine
we are dibranches.
Puns.
![Funny Church Signs Sins](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/church-drop-sin.jpg)
Bring your sin to the altar
and drop it like it’s hot.
Still works.
These one is pretty clever.
There if you need them.
![Funny Church Signs Fudge And Church](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/church-fudge.jpg)
Our church is like fudge
sweet with a few nuts.
It’s all churches, right?
![Hilarious Church Signs Ac Thief](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/church-hot-hell.jpg)
Whoever stole our ac units…
keep one it is hot where you’re going.
Burn.
![Funny Church Signs Moses](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/church-moses.jpg)
Don’t give up
moses was once a basket case.
Clever.
![Funny Church Signs Noah](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/church-mosquutos.jpg)
I wish noah had swatted those two mosquitoes.
Right?!
![Funny Church Signs Rain](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/church-noah-guy.jpg)
With all this rain,
we need an ark. Fear not!
(wait for it…)
we noah guy!
Oh Noah you didn’t.
![Funny Church Signs Prayer](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/church-prayer-nsa.jpg)
Prayer: the only call the government can’t hear.
Hmm.
![Hilarious Church Sign Sleepwalking](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/church-roaming-catholic.jpg)
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
a roamin’ catholic.
Even the Catholics got puns.
![Funny Church Signs Seven Days](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/church-seven-days.jpg)
Seven days without prayer
makes one weak.
Ah..weak.
![Funny Church Signs Hot](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/church-sin-bad.jpg)
Too hot to keep changing sign.
sin bad jesus good.
details inside.
You get the point.
![Funny Church Signs New Management](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/church-slightly-new.jpg)
Under same mgmt.
2000 years.
building slightly newer.
Nicely done.
![Comical Church Signs Long Time Ago](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/church-star-wars.jpg)
A long time ago
in a galilee far far away…
Star War memes meet Church signs.
![Funny Church Signs Noah](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/church-termites.jpg)
Noah was a brave man to sail in a wooden boat with two termites.
Honestly, he was.
![Funny Church Signs Thou Shall Not](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/church-thou-shalt.jpg)
What part of “thou shall not” don’t you understand?
Probably a lot.
![Funny Church Signs Burdens](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/church-wait.jpg)
Wrinkled with burdens?
come to church for a faith lift.
Faith lift.
![Funny Church Signs Walmart](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/church-walmart.jpg)
Walmart is not the only saving place.
Saving souls, dropping sins.