25 Funny Shopping Quotes for the Holiday Season
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That’s what many say.
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Put them there.
![Quote-9-Circles-Hell Quote 9 Circles Hell](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/quote-9-circles-hell.png)
Yep.
![Quote-Start-Acting-Online Quote Start Acting Online](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/quote-start-acting-online.jpg)
Sounds like a plan.
![Quote-Cant-Think-Of-Anything-1 Quote Cant Think Of Anything 1](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/quote-cant-think-of-anything-1.png)
Ugh..the worst.
![Quote-Time-Heals-All Quote Time Heals All](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/quote-time-heals-all.png)
So make your choice.
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Keep it jolly!
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Santa has spoken.
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Be prepared for that last minute mention!
![Quote-Marry-Someone Quote Marry Someone](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/quote-marry-someone.jpg)
They save you so much!
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How it’s supposed to be!
![Quote-Heartwarming-Family Quote Heartwarming Family](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/quote-heartwarming-family.jpg)
Every year.
![Quote-Spends-Hours Quote Spends Hours](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/quote-spends-hours.jpg)
All worth it.
![Quote-Whenever-Grocery Quote Whenever Grocery](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/quote-whenever-grocery.jpg)
They are mystified.
![Quote-Cyber-Monday Quote Cyber Monday](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/quote-cyber-monday.jpg)
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Better luck next time.
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The only kind.
![Quote-Be-Shopping-Over Quote Be Shopping Over](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/quote-be-shopping-over.jpg)
An eternal mystery.
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The fix.
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We make it easy.
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Just like the AA.
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Keep dreaming.
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Growing up.
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Hey it’s a need.
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Do shopping carts deserve retirement?